Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
iFruit 0
LMAO number 35 that was amazing :D
Superawesomestev 0
wow, just wow.
CFR 0
O.o
BrotherTheo 31
On the +Side, He didn't try to carve his name into you.....
perdix 31
And all you got him was a $5 pink Elton John T-shirt!
maundy 0
LMAO
InsanePPG 25
Aww, you beat me to it! That's exactly what I was going to say.
NinjaSpirit2012 0
congrats! ur dating a freak
Rude_Girl_Ska 0
my ex carved my full name up his arm, a week later he tried to rape me. leave him hun, this is how they start playing mind games.
aback 5
Time to begin distancing yourself, dear. Perhaps an out-of-state college.
blastvortex 4
Haha. In other words, your BF was too cheap to get a tattoo, even for the anniversary. Now do yourself a favor and ditch him.