Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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fml4lifehaha 0
thats intense man....my girlfriend did that after we had sex for the first time at the time i thought it was crazy but then we had a baby so its kinda hot since im here baby poppa and its there forever and no one can see it if ya know what i mean hehe
JuggaWhat 0
That's really creepy no matter what.
jd_superjive 0
Omg havent you seen the movie Fear???? After mark walberg carves reese witherspoons name in his chest he proceeds to try and kill her entire family. Run away!!
myfriend_youfail 3
Oi...that's a bit creepy and psychotic... You need to sit him down and talk to him about what he did, if you're truly disturbed by it (which you probably should be). And I hate to be repeating what everyone else said, but your best bet would be to break off the relationship with him. BUT...you should try to remain friends with him and help him through his issues as a friend instead of as a girlfriend. You need to distance yourself from this a bit...emotional entanglement and all that can land you in some very sticky places. The fact is that he needs help, and you're not able to provide the sort of support he needs while he gets help, at least not in the capacity of his girlfriend. It isn't so scary that he cut himself. Having dealt with self-harm issues myself, I can understand some of the issues that might have driven him to cut. However, the scary part is that he cut your name into himself, and then proudly showed it off to you. That's just...sick. Like twisting a puppy's ears and expecting people to praise you for it sort of sick. Most self-harmers are not proud of their addiction to the act of harming, we try to hide it (cut in places that aren't visible to people who aren't undressing us, for instance). The fact that he's showing it off like some sort of sick trophy is more than a bit disturbing, and shows that something just isn't right in that brain of his. So put some distance between yourself and him, at least emotionally. Be available as a friend, but unavailable as a girlfriend, watch out for future creepy behavior, and run like hell if he ever starts showing an inclination to start hacking off his body parts as other "presents".
XDplz 0
Scarification FTW!
Rasetsu 10
That is beyond creepy and scary. Either he really, REALLY likes you or he's mentally ill. I say my second idea is correct. Dump him.
catwomanhah 0
sweetie, you've been going out for two months and he carved your name on his leg. leave.
chubzilla 0
Anniversary means YEAR!!!! 2 months is not a year, it should be two month celebration or no celebration as it is not a milestone, if it were 2 years or a year or more it would be
wifake 0
Kay... that's just creepy :p if I were you i would call someone then break up with him.
DeathByFalchion 0
Imagine what he'll do for your 1-year anniversary, that is if he and you are still alive by then.