By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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pitbulllove 0

Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

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arissia 0

Well.. it's the thought that counts. You might want to think about not being with him anymore.

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Peroxide 3

fml indeed. I predict an even bigger fml when you try and leave him. "Today I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He chopped off his arm and beat me with it. FML"

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teethsoup 0

ps what do you do with this ear as a present

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Damn. That sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality/hara-kiri.

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redbluegreen 40

Initials? My ex best friend carved my boyfriend's whole name into her leg to get him to go out with her. Oh how I don't miss being thirteen and being "in love". Too much mutilation.

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Peroxide 3

So did it work? I've started writing her name but there's not much point in finishing if this kinda thing doesn't work. Although only having Sam instead of Samantha could have future implications...

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redbluegreen 40

I'd go for Samantha, not just Sam. Long names are sexier.

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monster_tamer 11

Holy kau! Well, I can see why she's ex-bestfriend now, but still... 0.0

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Silentknight 0

my ex girlfriend did that, in a very private area. makes me smile to think of the surprise her current and future boyfriends will get :)

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startafire 0

Restraining order time. And possibly a good time to move to that other country like you've been dreaming of... Yikes.

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anjyu22 0

The scariest part about this story is all the comments that say "Oh yeah, my ex totally did that too!"

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lololol111 0

why's everyone ripping on him , that's chillll

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jemma_aussie 0

what a great present ? lol, but that would hurt....

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Um, get out. Now. My friend's ex did that into his arm to try and get her back. and now he has her name emblazoned in a huge scar. This was after about a year, but it was a messy breakup from what I understand. That was last year and he still has no girlfriend from what I understand. Eh, he was odd anyways. So that leaves the question, what will he do for 3 months? O_o

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