Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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Caidoz_fml 0
You're life is ******...PETA are a bunch of maniacs. You should get them to pay for your coat. Seriously. Those people are insane - I'm all for animal rights but that organization needs to be shut down.
VooDooXII 0
PETA members are insane.
Sulk 0
Fascist PETA members make me ashamed to be vegetarian.
kayykatastrophii 0
#6 Wow, how ignorant is that? It's not real fur, so get over it. It's not hurting anyone. Furthermore, what right does PETA have ruining other people's possessions? I'm with #322, PETA makes me ashamed to be a vegetarian.
noName123456 0
YDI for being an animals right activist/ veagan
Trollipop_fml 0
PETA is to extreme. So if I don't agree with them should I start pelting them with raw hamburger? Actually I know someone who did that after she and her friends got doused with paint and spit on. She was the only one in faux fur the rest weren't even wearing anything with fur or animal skin resemblance. They just got it for being associated with her apparently. She's not pro or anti fur she really has no stance on the subject. After it happened though they got so pissed off they bought a bunch of really cheap bulk hamburger and went back and pelted the PETA people with it. It was childish yes, but I won't say I didn't find it laughable. PETA is over the top and out of hand though. It's one thing to stand up for what you believe in, it's another to abuse a human being who had nothing to do with the abuse of an animal. Ya they probably didn't know it was faux, still they're out of control.
Relic69 0
I dont even need to say what I wanted to cuz 90% of the ppl here said it already, and since you're an animal right activist wouldnt you have seen them when walking into the store? Try harder the next time youmake something up dumb ass and so are all the ppl who believed this.
kbkiller420 0
what are we supposed to do with the fur after we eat the animals? **** PETA i wooda gotten real blood and poored it on them, they need to worry about dying and abused dogs ands shit not on animals that we need to eat to survive
kbkiller420 0
peta doesnt get shit done as a group they just protest and ruin peoples clothes with red shit, people need to help out animals as individuals, make sure niggers arent dog fighting and shit, assholes. Take care of your animals or homeless dogs out in the city, throw them some scraps or something.
DontPanic6x9 0
serves you right for being a vegan and an animal rights activist.