Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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Top comments
KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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fatbottomdgrl87 0
if you are an animal rights activist then why didn't you know that there was a PETA demonstartion that day and why weren't you with them?
Vincenzo_fml 1
360, be fair, animal rights activists come in more than one variety, at least one of which is only slightly crazy. A fair number of them actually hate PETA as much, if not more than, the average person.
Legz 0
HA HA HA HA HA HA! More proof of how retarded most animal activists are, especially ****** PETA.
AskingForIt 0
Why are you buying expensive faux-fur jackets anyways? What does it do for you? It demonstrates your idiocy and the fact that you think fashion is important. PETA did a good thing dumping paint on you, even if it's not real fur it's still symbolizing the fact that you value fashion over your morals. PETA gets a bit extreme sometimes and doesn't do all of their research, but I have to agree with them on dumping paint on people who wear fur, in this day and age there is NO reason to wear fur.
dearjennyanyway 0
Global warming = no fur, faux or not. But PETA encourages people to eat fake meat, Boca for example, fake milk, soy, and than bash people who wear faux fur. Irony at it's best.
beyondperception 0
I am a fan of PETA, if you mean People Eating Tasty Animals. Otherwise, I think they're retarded. Saying this, there's some advice for those against PETA and vegetarianism. For every one animal they do NOT eat, you eat three. That way, there's no incentive for them to be prickish. Meat may be murder, according to PETA, but it's delicious, delicious murder!
pitcherstar 0
YDI.....now you know better than to be a vegan and an animal rights activist. Lesson learned. Now move on. PETA and its members are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Should have sued them or had them arrested for assault and gotten your jacket paid for.
crashTRAGIC 0
omg id punch their **** in!!! thts well out of order!!!!
Light_Ty 0
I heard about PETA doing stuff like this...no matter what, they through red liquid on anyone who had fur on, many of them were fake furs >.< I mean, some people wear fur because it really keeps you warm, even fake fur, I mean, its really good! PETA is pretty extreme...in the bad way
pianodoctor 0
I agree with #1 why would you perpetuate a style you abhor?