Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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CPTobvious_fml 0
Why would you wear a fake fur to your PETA meeting? Seriously .... fashion no no
syrcsorgmn 0
i agree with number 1 - why would you wear that shit if your an activist?
Logica42 0
You want to know something cool? Fur looks great, especially as an accent/lining/hem/whatever. Or rather, the look you get with fur and the things like it is great. You don't need fur to do this. You can achieve this with synthetic materials. Yes. The look is okay. I've said it. Personally I don't care if it's real fur or not (I actually have a teddy bear with real fur), but the point is, if it had started out as merely a synthetic material it still would have looked great. However, it did not. It is unfortunate that you can't escape the mental image of puppy blood whenever you see faux fur, but that would be your problem (and that of those like you), not anyone else's. And it has nothing to do with the look, it has to do with the fact that animals are killed to make that look when it can be achieved with other materials. If you truly believe that everybody thinks that the look of fur itself is wrong because it carries a message, you're a little bit ... tweaked ... in the head. Yes, it carries unfortunate implications if you care to see them, but the point is that faux fur is not trying to imitate dead puppies because they think it's cool but don't want blood on their hands. It's a style that doesn't require dead puppies to make; therefore, why do it? It's like... you want to get from point A to point B, right? There are two ways to get there and one of them will hit a lot of people's moral buttons. Why put blood on your hands when you don't have to? On the other hand, this can also be used to say real fur is better...why bother using expensive materials when you can just kill a few puppies? In any case, OP, FYL. It's really quite terrible when a misunderstanding leads to a ruined item that was costly (whatever the cost may have been, in this case money). Especially an item like that. =P
Logica42 0
#310/craaaackaddict summed it up nicely as well. "They're not against the style, they're against the killing of an animal for it's pelt, fake fur doesn't support that industry."
rosiegrewup 0
I hate PeTA with a fiery passion, but I don't see the appeal of fake-dead-animal to someone who is supposedly so vehemently opposed to it. Either you're lying, or you're a hypocrite.
Oden_fml 0
If that would've been me, there would have been a bunch of PETA members lying on the ground clutching their broken noses.
drackattack 0
**** PETA, seriously. what a bunch of ******* douchebags
peaceloveamala 0
PETA's ******* stupid. sue their asses.
Trevorrodelli 0
for some reason this one just ticked me off. im saying this in the utmost disgust for PETA that they can go suck a fat, slobbery, rancid, smelly, nasty, green, rotten chode and one day feel the huge dick of society penetrate their dumbass ways of protecting animals. i swear if i see another one of those "im not a nugget" stickers with the chicken on it im going to ****** blow ass on all of your mediocre faces. enough said :]
wellijoe 0
KARMA!!!!!