Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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chaya12 0
bull crap
ASatanistHobo 0
I'm also an animal activist but to all the people complaining about wearing what resembles fur, quote from wikipedia: Fake fur, also called fun fur or faux fur, is any material made of synthetic fibers designed to resemble fur, normally as part of a piece of clothing. It has been available since the 1950s, but its increasing popularity has been credited to its promotion by animal rights and animal welfare organizations which claim that it is an animal-friendly alternative to traditional fur clothing.
Glitchman_fml 0
Exactly why PETA and everyone who supports them deserve to be shoved into a rocket, and shot into the sun. Not only are they hypocrites, but they're damn stupid too and give a bad name to real animal activists.
bunnygirl 2
one time i was walking downtown and these peta people were demonstrating about leather. the one guy takes a look at my sister and i and goes, "see, these ladies are stylish and they're not wearing leather!" haha i was wearing a wool coat and suede gloves. booyah
berlinORbust45 0
both the PETA members and you are extremely idiotic
curryndricegirll 0
Just out of curiosity, is it even legal for PETA or anyone to do that?
whoaalexgoalex 0
OMG I am a vegan too :) lol. I love PETA and I completely support what they did :) I have a coat with a faux fur trim, too though. I bought it before I went vegan. I don't disagree with what they did, though.
reecesgirl 0
I'm pretty sure that if u were a real PETA activist u wouldn't even wear fake fur... definitely YDI vegan =p PETA is stupid anyway...
reecesgirl 0
I agree with #267 PETA is a waste of life
mellowyellowww 0
FIGURES. leave it to them. eat meat, it's better for you. and the world.