Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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need_cheese 0
This is for you people saying "Why were you even wearing fake fur? YDT" YOU are the hypocrites. You're more worried about others THINKING you care, than about actually protecting animals. Because if you were worried about animals you'd support fake fur, wich was invented to PROTECT animals. It exists to convince people not to wear real fur. And **** PETA. You don't need to be part of that to make a difference. That kind of organisations are full of posers that just want everyone to think they care. Many of them don't even know what they are talking about. They are just as dumb, hypocrite and fake as the government. And I say this because I know that kind of people. The posers that act like non-conformists to stand out. It's because of them that people that actually think and do research about what they are going to talk about before they do are not taken seriously. I agree with 227.
need_cheese 0
P.S.: What #248 wrote is true. Or at least I've also heard about it. And it wasn't the only organisation acused of doing that. It's a business just. End of story.
YallNoobs 0
i never understood the whole ******* PETA thing. If you're anti-smoking do you shit all over people that smoke? How does destroying other people's lives support your cause? Go after the root
MarkO_fml 0
PETA and everyone associated with them are ******* losers. If you had left the last part out, I would have felt sorry for you and suggested that you kick their ass. Instead, I laugh at the probability that you have done the same thing or at least support it. Maybe you and your idiot friends will have a new perspective next time. I notice that you brave souls never do that to anyone except old women who weigh less than 100 pounds. I promise you that your gender wouldn't prevent me from punching you in the face if you attacked me like that.
crayons_fml 0
PETA members are idiots. I'm all for animal rights, but PETA is just too extreme.
KawaiiMira 1
PETA members are ******* insane. Whoever said they should go back onto their meds are right. I had supported them a long time ago, but when I found out how they didn't support humans having pets, I said 'oh hell nah'. How dare they try and put their values on me and expect me to agree with them! It's like the idiots who stand in front of Planned Parenthood. It's my choice, so leave me the **** alone! Anywho, I would have called the cops and had them arrested. I would have charged them with assault. If the cop didn't arrest them, then at least I would have had a police report done, so them I have more proof to take them to small claims court and get some money out of them.
ams116 0
PETA is so dumb and hypocritical.
DelSDelT 0
Comment number 1 is ****** up. This person just wanted to wear something they thought looked nice.
pennygoo 0
then why the **** are you wearing faux fur??? faux fur is just an advertisement for real fur. #1 is right!
ROLLSROYCE 0
omg i feel sorry for yah jeeze what did u do to them once they sprayed u with the red shit?, if that happened to me I would beat them