Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Comments (176)
totalnewbeeee 1
Aww i'm sorry ... Did she say yes
shawnaishere 14
Hopefully she said yes and understood but even if she got mad you still have an awesome, funny proposal story.
tinkdatank 15
Hey don't worry about it, I puked on my girlfriend's shoes, but I kept going with it and it only made the moment more special for her in some wierd way haha
YeahCourse 4
Man hey you got one life OP **** it! Go for it!
OHai15 12
Its. A. Sign.
dhbeaver 9
so whens the wedding?
OHai15 12
Its. A. Sign.
laurenmacias 0
Since you're still calling her your fiancé I'm guessing it didn't go to well
Zachthejoker 10
NicexD
Steve95401 49
The thought of marrying her made you sick, huh? It's not too late to walk away.