Love: Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend....

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By youmakemesick - 12/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Word vomit.

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totalnewbeeee 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:33

Aww i'm sorry ... Did she say yes

shawnaishere 14

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:57

Hopefully she said yes and understood but even if she got mad you still have an awesome, funny proposal story.

tinkdatank 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:59

Hey don't worry about it, I puked on my girlfriend's shoes, but I kept going with it and it only made the moment more special for her in some wierd way haha

YeahCourse 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:01

Man hey you got one life OP **** it! Go for it!

OHai15 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:02

Its. A. Sign.

dhbeaver 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:04

so whens the wedding?

OHai15 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:05

Its. A. Sign.

laurenmacias 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:28

Since you're still calling her your fiancé I'm guessing it didn't go to well

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:31

NicexD

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:50

The thought of marrying her made you sick, huh? It's not too late to walk away.

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