Love: Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend....

Anonymous 23 April 2012, 09:51 United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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gutted 7 May 2012, 02:13 United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Anonymous 19 October 2014, 01:23 South Salem, United States

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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fun 16 June 2013, 04:54 United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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hamboneghost 24 February 2015, 19:02 New Westminster, Canada

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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rejected 28 July 2014, 22:09 Milpitas, United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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alf 27 October 2008, 02:34 France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Anonymous 16 July 2011, 05:38 Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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love-shot 17 August 2013, 08:24 Hays, United States

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

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linkinpark98 24

23 April 2012, 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

23 April 2012, 17:06

Word vomit.

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Comments (176)

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

23 April 2012, 17:59

50 Yes, yes I did. ...... And it said no........

JustDerpin 11

23 April 2012, 18:07

now she knows you care

Eiregal2 10

24 April 2012, 02:02

Your picture is ace for this FML lol

rebeccac3 5

23 April 2012, 18:08

Awh that is so cute! I hope not on the ring! Lol

Pigeon89 34

23 April 2012, 18:20

Or on her :S

idragosani 17

23 April 2012, 18:11

Is your name Stan Marsh?

dougiewhale 6

23 April 2012, 18:22

"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be"

ZeroPath5 16

23 April 2012, 18:27

That's an epic memory, lmao. Congrats for having the courage!

br0ccoli 15

23 April 2012, 18:31

Are you sure it wasn't your body's way of telling you she's not the one? OP:"will you..." Body: "Must ...abort ...mission. This one feeds me medium rare chicken. Cannot cook. Seeking most efficient way to create distraction... Stomach: contractions in 3...2...1...now! Now! Now! All contents evacuate!"