Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Comments (176)
andrejba69 14
stan Marsh
coker1891 1
I fu*ked her
hateevryone 15
Should've done some breathing exercises before you decided to propose.
TrentF13 12
You have defiled the sanctity of the traditional proposal with your insecurity. You wanna not have something like this happen again, then you better make damn sure that who you're asking really loves you. ... Debaser.
upsidedownfrownn 5
Thats kind of cute
Attica 20
On the up side, it will be a memorable proposal for the both of you and a great story for your kids, if you two have some! :)
BrimfullOfAsher 20
I hope that years from now at your Anniversary party she tells the story and laughs.
spottyblanket 8
aww :3
uniquelyweird 1
Aww that's so cute but gross >
EmaK13 2
I'm sure she took it as a compliment.