Love: Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend....

Anonymous 23 April 2012, 09:51 United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 16 August 2010, 20:20 United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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youmakemesick This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Magic moments

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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gutted 7 May 2012, 02:13 United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Anonymous 19 October 2014, 01:23 South Salem, United States

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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fun 16 June 2013, 04:54 United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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hamboneghost 24 February 2015, 19:02 New Westminster, Canada

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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rejected 28 July 2014, 22:09 Milpitas, United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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alf 27 October 2008, 02:34 France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Anonymous 16 July 2011, 05:38 Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML