Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
Top comments
linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Comments (176)
Glidefedt 6
I don't suppose your name is Stan and she is called Wendy, hmm?
BubbleGrunge 18
Awww that's kinda sweet, in the most disgusting way, but sweet no less!
idontknowyou123 0
Will you mar- *Blarggggh*
mk58 31
Aw, you poor thing. This will be one of those stories you tell your kids when they're older - providing she said yes.
tomtato 10
I'd catch a grenade for ya Throw my hand on a blade for ya I'd jump in front of a train for ya You know I'd even puke when proposing to ya.
ClosetTroll 10
Hope she didn't puke back as an answer.
linkinpark98 24
Puking contest?
OCDC 9
OP: My love for you is like vomit, I can't keep it in. Literally.
Eiregal2 10
What the hell is in your picture? Pyro peas? And why the duckies?? Lol
OCDC 9
Those would be grapes. Grapes of wrath
hereinnc 12
I hope she said yes! However you puked during the proposal so please don't puke during the wedding!! LOL
gracehi 33
If this wasn't so nasty it would be adorable. So...did she say yes???
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm sure she'll understand completely. That's love.