By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
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eksyneet 23

how long have you been spinning her for?..

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jawarston 24

No amusement parks for you

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jawarston 24

No amusement parks for you

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eksyneet 23

how long have you been spinning her for?..

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Khaleesi_26 30

It doesn't take much for some people. For me personally, 4-5 spins and I would be ready too puke.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I get motion sickness easily, driving as a passenger in a car is awful and I can feel sick within 20-30 minutes, sometimes sooner, like 10 min. And although a few spins might make me feel nauseous, I'm pretty positive I wouldn't actually puke. I feel like he had to be spinning her for awhile to make her actually puke, unless she was already nauseous beforehand. It's definitely an FML for op, being puked on is disgusting, but a huge FML for the girlfriend too! Being motion sickness is one of the worst things ever, and sometimes it takes like 30 minutes for the nausea to go away. Plus she was probably so embarrassed! F both your lives op!

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devildog562 33

She's just so excited to see you. She couldn't keep it all in.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Kind of like Stan from South Park, right?

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HeWhoIsNameless 9

Never Never Never take your girlfriend on the Teacup ride at Disneyland. Never.

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EvilTurtle 35

So what you're saying is that he should take her to the Teacup ride at Disneyland?

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WCARlover 34

Note to self OP if you get married to her don't try one of those romantic spinning photos..

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IndicaPaincakes 28

Ooh that sucks, sorry OP. What did the poor girl do after? I've thrown up on my boyfriend before believe it or not, and it was unbelievably embarrassing.

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makkarari 18

That would be extremely embarrassing for her, so this is FYL and a FHerL!!!

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LittleMissShadow 16

Damn. I thought my motion sickness was bad.

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mikepzz 27

You really should stop spinning her around the 5 minute mark, or when her face turned green.

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