Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Comments (176)
SkoomaKi 28
Don't worry about it OP, it'll be memorable for years to come.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Yeah there's nothing like a puke covered dress to start a marriage.
SkoomaKi 28
44 - I think OP should keep a little bag or bucket with him while getting married, seeing his first son/daughter being born and basically anything that is shocking or nervous for him.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
47 priest; you may kiss the..... OP; blllllllllaaaaghghgrrrrrrfffff
SkoomaKi 28
49 - You think puking as you're about to kiss her is bad, what if he became nervous while they were kissing.....
Ugi 27
Was it the nervousness or the Dutch courage?
laevatin 2
Now she have something funny to tell the future kids.
Epsilonyx 15
Did you eat some alphabet soup and throw up "Will you marry me"? Ingenious!
mhopper 13
One day you'll look back at this and laugh. Especially if you had photographers and a film crew to capture the moment! And don't worry, now there's an engagement party, bridal shower, bachelor party, and then the actual wedding to redeem yourself!
Needafarm 22
At least you had the guts to propose, even if they were on display on the floor in front of her. :-p
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks I just threw up all over my iPhone. I'll just let this dry off.
NoisyNykkii 10
Here come's the bride, all dressed in— is that a puke stain on her dress?
lovebeecharmer 6
Geez grow a pair.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called nervousness, dumb-shite.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Were you proposing to your iPod?