Intimacy: Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By MMM - 21/01/2014 23:26 - United States - Saco

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML

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By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

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cucuto89 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:25

Cool Story BRo

AUT_student 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 23:12

shouldn't this go to that my life is great website?? You friends must love you....a MILF wanting to do Gwen Stefani....FTW FTW FTW FTW!!!! How can this in ANY way be a bad thing??

rallets 22

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:03

thats a FAIL youre doing it wrong

kmknotek 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:56

i would **** gwen stefani tooo....

FPsLife 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:28

*Searches frantically for who cares button* At least she wasn't coming on to you. ... or was that what you wanted?

lottofee 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:30

so what?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:32

^^ My care cup is so empty it's a ******* black hole

heyyou1203 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:27

exactly. How does this f your life? So maybe your mom embarrassed u in front of ppl? Big deal.

Pirate_argh 6

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:31

Agree with #2. Sorry, but my care-o-meter just hit ZERO

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

dinosaursmoo 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:36

Bahahah XD You just made my day.

Frolly_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:35

Cool mom.

starflake 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

Awh, your Mom is awesome!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

crystalbluewolf 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:34

yeah at least she picked someone of good taste.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Friday 23 December 2011 0:30

My thoughts exactly -Who wouldn't.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:40

if she bangs GS, tape it and put it online.

Aray 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:41

oh my god that's ****** hahaha!

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