Today, my girlfriend sent me some nudes while I was at work, so I went into the bathroom to rub one out. When I was done, I realized there was no paper towels... or toilet paper... or soap... I'm really sticky right now. FML
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interesting33
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So the first thing you did about it make an fml.. naturally. With cum covered hands. Now I have IMAGES!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Ugh. Yet another guy perpetuating the stereotype that we can't aim for the toilet bowl. Oh, and YDI for thinking that jacking it at work was appropriate.
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kujiens101
| 24
Bro. He jerked it. How would he aim it into a toilet? It’s called a “Stiffy” for a reason.
I agree about not doing it at work though
I agree about not doing it at work though
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nubs
| 22
Wait, I thought it would be just all over the place 🤔
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Charlie Given
| 23
I guess your girlfriend can now call you sticky icky 😂🤣😏
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RichardPencil
| 29
You need to find a better company to work for — one that stocks the bathroom with paper products and soap. Imagine how disgusting all your coworkers are without all those niceties.
What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?
What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?
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blightsight
| 10
couldn't you do it into a urinal or something?
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Levi2411
| 38
Your workplace is the reason I hesitate to shake hands with people, what the actual hell man. Supply your toiletries!
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Abbusser
| 9
Now go shake hands with all of your co-workers...
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real life problems
| 26
Did you cum on your chest or something ? How are you all sticky?
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melisssa87
| 30
Just lick it off
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Jerry Leberer
| 12
😂
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Wait until you get home next time?
What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?