By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me some nudes while I was at work, so I went into the bathroom to rub one out. When I was done, I realized there was no paper towels… or toilet paper… or soap. I'm really sticky right now. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You need to find a better company to work for — one that stocks the bathroom with paper products and soap. Imagine how disgusting all your coworkers are without all those niceties. What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Ugh. Yet another guy perpetuating the stereotype that we can't aim for the toilet bowl. Oh, and YDI for thinking that jacking it at work was appropriate.

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interesting33 36
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So the first thing you did about it make an fml.. naturally. With cum covered hands. Now I have IMAGES!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Ugh. Yet another guy perpetuating the stereotype that we can't aim for the toilet bowl. Oh, and YDI for thinking that jacking it at work was appropriate.

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kujiens101 24

Bro. He jerked it. How would he aim it into a toilet? It’s called a “Stiffy” for a reason. I agree about not doing it at work though

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nubs 22

Wait, I thought it would be just all over the place 🤔

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Charlie Given 25
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I guess your girlfriend can now call you sticky icky 😂🤣😏

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RichardPencil 30
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You need to find a better company to work for — one that stocks the bathroom with paper products and soap. Imagine how disgusting all your coworkers are without all those niceties. What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?

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blightsight 10

couldn't you do it into a urinal or something?

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Levi2411 41
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Your workplace is the reason I hesitate to shake hands with people, what the actual hell man. Supply your toiletries!

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real life problems 26
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Did you cum on your chest or something ? How are you all sticky?

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Wait until you get home next time?

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Mungolikecandy 19

I feel sorrier for the co-worker who goes to use a cubicle only to find it full of baby batter. Do you have no self-control?

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silentbabydeer 10
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YDI because for one why are you rubbing one out while at work, that’s very inappropriate place to do it. Second you didn’t check to see if they had toilet paper before you did your nasty. Sorry I don’t feel sorry for you.

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