By Anonymous - 8/9/2018 06:00
Today, my girlfriend sent me some nudes while I was at work, so I went into the bathroom to rub one out. When I was done, I realized there was no paper towels... or toilet paper... or soap... I'm really sticky right now. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

You need to find a better company to work for — one that stocks the bathroom with paper products and soap. Imagine how disgusting all your coworkers are without all those niceties.

What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?

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  nubs  |  22

Wait, I thought it would be just all over the place 🤔

By  RichardPencil  |  28

You need to find a better company to work for — one that stocks the bathroom with paper products and soap. Imagine how disgusting all your coworkers are without all those niceties.

What must your office smell like with all those unwiped people milling about?