By Wealthyparrot - 10/05/2013 08:24 - United States
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Show it anywaysue! sue! that's right this is FML b*tches
Actually have her arrested for theft of service
Or #58, come back and poison her lawn.
And do even more work that OP will also not get paid for?!
Yes you could sue for a $40 grass cutting because it would most certainly be worth your time, or you could just start charging her $5 extra per mowing making back the original $40 overtime plus some. Just make sure to get paid upfront before mowing the lawn again.
There is a lovely product that many have tried and have had success with. It's called Slap-a-hoe. Works wonders.
I do believe that it is beat a ho with a hoe. Seems that you'll have to rake in the profits from some other job though
Why would he come back and re-mow the lawn later?
Well put, I like the way you think.
Ooooo tough luck.....
What?????? It's only the truth!!!!!!!!!
Not really... "Tough luck" luck is used situations where you have no recourse available...
She probably just wanted an excuse not to pay you, some people are just pathetic OP.
if anything, it seems like she totally planned it too.
#5, Or just extremely cheap
Fuck it. Refuse to leave until you receive payment, and threaten to call the cops.
Fuck Tha Police.
Due to the fact he entered her house without "her permission," calling the cops could turn out badly for him.
Mow over a magazine in her yard. That'll teach her!
Perhaps she didn't want to pay you for cutting her lawn OP... Maybe she showed you where the key was for something else. I have 70s porn music playing in my head... Picturing a sweaty, shirtless landscaper and a pool boy tending my ummmmm property. Yeah, my property.
Looks like He's gonna be doin a different type of landscaping. haaa
Bow chicka wow wo!
Mow over a magazine. That'll teach her!
^ Veruca Salt?
Did you try explaining this to her? Bleach does wonders for lawns by the way.
Maybe OP should recommend that to the bitch. Sure would set her straight.
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There is a lovely product that many have tried and have had success with. It's called Slap-a-hoe. Works wonders.
She probably just wanted an excuse not to pay you, some people are just pathetic OP.