Miscellaneous: Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on...

By avanti - 24/04/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 19:51 - Canada

Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:35

Don't know about anyone else, but I would never ever put something as valuable as a laptop next to an open window... That's just asking for an accident to happen.

cadenernest 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

Whoa, kill your roommate.

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:20

oops

toolman 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

lol he should buy u another one

Gumblebum100 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:18

ya lol it was probably a sign saying "dude get a new laptop it's way better than the crap you have now"

cadenernest 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

Whoa, kill your roommate.

Gibby_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:55

YDI, for putting your laptop that close to an open window.

anahlicious 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:57

hahaha!

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:23

That bites!

Bobby64 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:51

It bytes! Or maybe it was a smashing good time! That's enough bad puns for one day. Sorry.

nomad5926 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

lol funny, but I would punt my roommate out the window after it if that happened to me.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:23

Suuuucks for you mate. How random is that? Tell him to get you a new one (for your birthday ha) Besides shouldn't you put your computer in a better place than by a window with idiots?

fueledbyamy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:29

actually thats a point. there arent any screens on the windows at my school...

poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:31

The 'glass half full' outlook: Be glad it didn't kill someone- death by laptop bludgeoning is no way to go.

boatiebanter 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:35

Don't know about anyone else, but I would never ever put something as valuable as a laptop next to an open window... That's just asking for an accident to happen.