Work: Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well...

By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 957

You deserved it 28 727

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 026

You deserved it 37 678

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 902

You deserved it 23 003

BOOM!

By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 283

You deserved it 188

Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 260

You deserved it 5 588

By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 811

You deserved it 1 812

By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 625

You deserved it 2 378

What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 793

You deserved it 3 052

By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 222

You deserved it 3 163

Great first impression

By FirstImpressionist - 11/05/2022 14:00

Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 135

He protecc

By arianelagolden - 04/08/2016 07:27

Today, I saw our boss, visiting from the USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking a cup will drop automatically. I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I knew, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 197

You deserved it 1 377

FFML_314 11

Friday 10 September 2010 16:11

Aha, my boyfriend was let go the day after a meeting. Apparently he farted and laughed about it. Try and keep your composure, OP.

ShallowWerewolf 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:30

BOOM! Headshot! Sorry, had to.

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rottentomatoes 7

Friday 10 September 2010 16:00

who's gonna get firedddd?

MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:39

Incoming promotion i say!

mmfwcl8D 0

Friday 10 September 2010 18:02

wow.. sucks for you.. :( #1 is hot (:

Specterk50 0

Friday 10 September 2010 18:13

that's why I use click pens...I like to be annoying and click them a lot

Dragons_corner 6

Friday 10 September 2010 19:41

if I was your boss I would be laughing.

KingDingALing 9

Friday 10 September 2010 21:49

Shut up 33. Bite my shiny metal ass :p

pooponyuou 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:22

good shot!!!

barbara_jude_wee_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:11

would you like some EPIC with that FAIL

GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:00

haha. PAY ATTENTION!

NightSkyx 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:48

I'll say it before someone else does. BOOM Headshot! OAN: shoulda said you were just trying your new pen to see if it clicks rughtc

Bloodknight 22

Friday 10 September 2010 16:01

Oh yeah, you totally deserved that one!

goodoldave 17

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:35

GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!

alexbeathalo2 4

Friday 10 September 2010 16:03

better start to Jon hunt again. dumbass

nickwest 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:21

well I don't think Jon would like that to much and it's against the law lol but you got a point he could give it try lol.

FFML_314 11

Friday 10 September 2010 16:27

Aha, I went Jon hunting last night. I forgot how much fun it was. Jon runs and I...well I point and shoot.

alexbeathalo2 4

Friday 10 September 2010 16:30

hahah. funny

GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:30

use traps. it's a lot more fun to watch them squirm. lol

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 10 September 2010 19:41

Aah, Jon hunting... the world's oldest profession.

nickwest 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:16

poor Jon!!!!!!

Turock27 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:56

Who's the dumbass now? Is it jon?

Blackhawk706 23

Tuesday 11 March 2014 5:59

Please explain "Jon Hunting"

lblikk 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:04

oh you asshole

Ali_Br_fml 33

Friday 10 September 2010 16:11

well, time to look for a new job...

FFML_314 11

Friday 10 September 2010 16:11

Aha, my boyfriend was let go the day after a meeting. Apparently he farted and laughed about it. Try and keep your composure, OP.

catatonicsleep 17

Friday 10 September 2010 16:13

I'm guessing your boss doesn't have a sense of humor for these sort of things....

nickwest 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:19

bummer better luck next time eyyhh??? YDI

krystalrocks195 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:28

man I agree that sucks but you still deserved it!

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I agree, your life sucks 56 318

You deserved it 9 464

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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You deserved it 7 572

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Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 031

You deserved it 3 557

Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 261

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 063

You deserved it 601

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 437

You deserved it 2 707

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 046

You deserved it 10 450

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 468

You deserved it 1 057

Same thing different taste

BOOM!

Business casual

What an ass

Great first impression

He protecc

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