By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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Dezi_Chan 0

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

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Jimboom 11

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

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JacksonCampbell 9

you... probably deserved it.

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Blacksabbath211 9

walrus win!!!!

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W3BD3V 0

Amazing!!!!!!! hahaha I would be spreading the word, that's one of the most random things I've ever heard!

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lilmissy1290 0

that's epic!! idk if this is an fml or a ydi.. but either way it's funny

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okieraider71 4

FAKE-- No human to animal contact is allowed in any zoo or theme park. You would have had 10 lawyers come to your rescue if it was allowed.

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pandora_spocks 0

yes! this. and ty for making me lol.

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pandora_spocks 0

no. not that. there's actually not laws that prevent this. I mean, ffs, haven't you heard of swimming with dolphins? petting zoos? *sigh*

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Simplyjulie 0

Rofl!!! that's a bit funny :(

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BenD0VER 0

This reminds me of when my fatass girlfriend bitch-slapped me. j/k - "I don't do fat chicks."

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bubbarific 0

POW!!!! Right in the Kisser!

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killerpenguin4 9

you got lucky it wasn't a penguin they're crazy

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Do you have a giant flipper print on your face. GOO GOO G'JOOB!

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OhWowFYLindeed 0

#6 I thought of The Hangover when I read your comment. xD OP- You got pwned.

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hypezster 0

this is goin sound odd but I'll love for that to happen to me lol

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rallets 22

i think it is from the hangover NOT UP IN HERE!!!

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

da walrus was like BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BIATCH!!! haha lol

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schnitzel5 0

gahahahahhahahahhhhahahhhhahaghhahahahahahahahahahahashagashahahauahayghauaghhahhahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahahaha

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gothrockerkid 0

lmao family guy!!!

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S0_Fricken_CUtE 0

haha. u must have been "stealing his bucket". For those of u who have the funny pics app on ur iPod, u know what I mean

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leadrunner751 3

bahahahahaha. made my day!

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

hahahahahah lol

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Rowdey 10

All replies to this comment are stupid.

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Dezi_Chan 0

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

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priscilla_28 5

Aww now I feel like seeing Shamu. :( haha Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode with the clam and the peanut.

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priscilla_28 5

buh jeezuz, my bad. My point being it was funny :)

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DarkHelmet 10

did the walrus say "I'm Rick James Bitch" afterwards? and on a side note I agree with #51's shirt

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private21 0

I think you made this up how the hell can u get bitch slapped by a walrus that's so stupid

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GhettoMaverick 0

what does comment moderated even mean? every person that posts that just sounds like an idiotic assclown

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FFML_314 11

Lol, it means the moderaters moderated the comment, because it didn't follow the rules. They certainly didn't post that.

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Freeze_fml 16

Someone above here sounds like an idiotic assclown for sure.

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FFML_314 11

I don't think I've ever seen an idiot assclown, or heard of one for that matter. This is new to me!

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FFML_314 11

Count your blessings that it wasn't a whale tail. Don't get so close to the walrus' OP!

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pvthill 0

ok op u were bitch slapped by a walrus did he use powder...and is he considered ur pimp now

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pvthill 0

lol wat are the rules lol I been cussing like a mofo

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Jimboom 11

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

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priscilla_28 5

Aren't walrus' the mammals with the biggest penis? *50 First Dates refrence :)* By the way... I wasn't aware that that was the noise they made.

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pvthill 0

how much is she going for these days ...do I get a fml discount

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ManPlus911 0

Jimboom fails for wrong lyrics.

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Jimboom 11

Sorry, I just wrote it how I always thought it sounded to me. Never actually looked up the lyrics to know any different. Still, I think I got the point across even with slightly wrong lyrics. :-)

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duke_nukem_25299 0

No 11, they are the animal with the second largest penis.

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cydnee 0

which one is the largest? lol. XD

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Rusalka 0

5, thank you for making me laugh even harder at this fml. Lol

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ScratchCatPower 32

I am the Walrus by The Beatles! I love the Beatles.

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FYLDeep 25

Just bring BP with you next time. They know how to give nature a roundhouse kick. That'll teach them bitch-slapping walruses.

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pvthill 0

o shut man u have me laughing so hard I'm crying

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RezaDupontDC 0

me too #17--maybe he can plug the walrus?

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BeeHappy_fml 0

f*ck man I'm dying too!! bahahahahahhahh!!

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