Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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Dezi_Chan
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Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
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Jimboom
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I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
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Pixie333
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Ummm... Ok...?
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atticuz
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IN THE FACE
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priscilla_28
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nahh in the a**
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voodoopandaa
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that is pretty awesome : )
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priscilla_28
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It would have been so rad so see!
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voodoopandaa
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agreed
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JacksonCampbell
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you... probably deserved it.
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Blacksabbath211
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walrus win!!!!
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W3BD3V
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Amazing!!!!!!! hahaha I would be spreading the word, that's one of the most random things I've ever heard!
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lilmissy1290
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that's epic!! idk if this is an fml or a ydi.. but either way it's funny
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mmmrabies
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video... Or it didn't happen D:
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okieraider71
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FAKE-- No human to animal contact is allowed in any zoo or theme park. You would have had 10 lawyers come to your rescue if it was allowed.
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pandora_spocks
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yes! this. and ty for making me lol.
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pandora_spocks
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no. not that. there's actually not laws that prevent this. I mean, ffs, haven't you heard of swimming with dolphins? petting zoos? *sigh*
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Simplyjulie
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Rofl!!! that's a bit funny :(
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BenD0VER
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This reminds me of when my fatass girlfriend bitch-slapped me.
j/k - "I don't do fat chicks."
j/k - "I don't do fat chicks."
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bubbarific
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POW!!!! Right in the Kisser!
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BabyDacey
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so?
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killerpenguin4
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you got lucky it wasn't a penguin they're crazy
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iSitt
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put it on YouTube
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EllOfficial
| 6
this is why I love sea creatures <3
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Do you have a giant flipper print on your face.
GOO GOO G'JOOB!
GOO GOO G'JOOB!
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OhWowFYLindeed
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#6 I thought of The Hangover when I read your comment. xD
OP- You got pwned.
OP- You got pwned.
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getsuga97
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this may b
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hypezster
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this is goin sound odd but
I'll love for that to happen to me lol
I'll love for that to happen to me lol
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956TXking
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★★★★★
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rallets
| 22
i think it is from the hangover
NOT UP IN HERE!!!
NOT UP IN HERE!!!
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crimsongetsu
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are u stupid??? thaz a super win!
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priscilla_28
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#80 haha Family Guy♥ :)
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M4V3R1CKR13
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da walrus was like BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BIATCH!!! haha lol
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ohhmyjeez
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ahahah pwnd. :D
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BlaqMetal13
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He thought you stole his bukkit
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uthinkurfunny
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he thought u were stealin his bucket :p
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JohnGraveline
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Made me lol.
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Trollz4daLULZ
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first!
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pvthill
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penguins are ninjas
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schnitzel5
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gahahahahhahahahhhhahahhhhahaghhahahahahahahahahahahashagashahahauahayghauaghhahhahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahahaha
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gothrockerkid
| 0
lmao family guy!!!
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BrutalFbomb
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ownd
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S0_Fricken_CUtE
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haha. u must have been "stealing his bucket". For those of u who have the funny pics app on ur iPod, u know what I mean
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McCamryn123
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ummm jealous(;
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leadrunner751
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bahahahahaha. made my day!
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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hahahahahah lol
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hahaha420
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Boom Head Shot
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chocolatepr
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exactly what i was gonna put. lol
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chocolatepr
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exactly what i was gonna put.
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Rowdey
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All replies to this comment are stupid.
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Dezi_Chan
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Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
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priscilla_28
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Aww now I feel like seeing Shamu. :(
haha Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode with the clam and the peanut.
haha Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode with the clam and the peanut.
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edgarforeverRIP
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It was an oyster. Get it right.
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priscilla_28
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buh jeezuz, my bad. My point being it was funny :)
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DarkHelmet
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did the walrus say "I'm Rick James Bitch" afterwards? and on a side note I agree with #51's shirt
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crazykunuklildoo
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u got knocked the fk out!
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private21
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I think you made this up how the hell can u get bitch slapped by a walrus that's so stupid
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GhettoMaverick
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what does comment moderated even mean? every person that posts that just sounds like an idiotic assclown
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FFML_314
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Lol, it means the moderaters moderated the comment, because it didn't follow the rules. They certainly didn't post that.
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Freeze_fml
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Someone above here sounds like an idiotic assclown for sure.
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FFML_314
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I don't think I've ever seen an idiot assclown, or heard of one for that matter. This is new to me!
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voodoopandaa
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38- I love your picture haha : )
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FFML_314
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Count your blessings that it wasn't a whale tail. Don't get so close to the walrus' OP!
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pvthill
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ok op u were bitch slapped by a walrus did he use powder...and is he considered ur pimp now
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pvthill
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lol wat are the rules lol I been cussing like a mofo
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Jimboom
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I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
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priscilla_28
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Aren't walrus' the mammals with the biggest penis? *50 First Dates refrence :)*
By the way... I wasn't aware that that was the noise they made.
By the way... I wasn't aware that that was the noise they made.
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pvthill
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how much is she going for these days ...do I get a fml discount
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ManPlus911
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Jimboom fails for wrong lyrics.
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Jimboom
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Sorry, I just wrote it how I always thought it sounded to me. Never actually looked up the lyrics to know any different. Still, I think I got the point across even with slightly wrong lyrics. :-)
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5t3ff1k4h
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Whale penis = Dork.
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duke_nukem_25299
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No 11, they are the animal with the second largest penis.
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cydnee
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which one is the largest? lol. XD
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fossilman
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me
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fossilman
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*glares*
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Rusalka
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5, thank you for making me laugh even harder at this fml. Lol
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ScratchCatPower
| 32
I am the Walrus by The Beatles! I love the Beatles.
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pronounciations
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hahahaha
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priscilla_28
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Did it hurt? :)
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FriesWithASideOf
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BA BA BA BITCHES.
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Hannalea_fml
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;D
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allmidnighteyes
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HAHAHAHA. Hawaii pwned
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FYLDeep
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Just bring BP with you next time. They know how to give nature a roundhouse kick. That'll teach them bitch-slapping walruses.
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pvthill
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o shut man u have me laughing so hard I'm crying
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RezaDupontDC
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me too #17--maybe he can plug the walrus?
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BeeHappy_fml
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f*ck man I'm dying too!! bahahahahahhahh!!