FML : Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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By Betchsadface / Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:34 / United States

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By Dezi_Chan | 0

#1084321 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

By Jimboom | 11

#1084329 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

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By Pixie333 | 6

#1084318 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:04

Ummm... Ok...?

atticuz | 2

#1084332 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

IN THE FACE

priscilla_28 | 5

#1084375 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:21

nahh in the a**

voodoopandaa | 0

#1084398 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:33

that is pretty awesome : )

priscilla_28 | 5

#1084406 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:36

It would have been so rad so see!

voodoopandaa | 0

#1084428 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:40

agreed

JacksonCampbell | 9

#1084527 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 01:30

you... probably deserved it.

Blacksabbath211 | 9

#1084564 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 01:59

walrus win!!!!

W3BD3V | 0

#1084585 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:06

Amazing!!!!!!! hahaha I would be spreading the word, that's one of the most random things I've ever heard!

lilmissy1290 | 0

#1084593 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:17

that's epic!! idk if this is an fml or a ydi.. but either way it's funny

mmmrabies | 0

#1084603 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:23

video... Or it didn't happen D:

okieraider71 | 4

#1084657 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:59

FAKE-- No human to animal contact is allowed in any zoo or theme park. You would have had 10 lawyers come to your rescue if it was allowed.

pandora_spocks | 0

#1084667 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 03:03

yes! this. and ty for making me lol.

pandora_spocks | 0

#1084670 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 03:07

no. not that. there's actually not laws that prevent this. I mean, ffs, haven't you heard of swimming with dolphins? petting zoos? *sigh*

Simplyjulie | 0

#1084678 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 03:09

Rofl!!! that's a bit funny :(

BenD0VER | 0

#1084704 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:00

This reminds me of when my fatass girlfriend bitch-slapped me. j/k - "I don't do fat chicks."

bubbarific | 0

#1084731 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:11

POW!!!! Right in the Kisser!

BabyDacey | 0

#1084758 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:13

so?

killerpenguin4 | 9

#1084781 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:16

you got lucky it wasn't a penguin they're crazy

iSitt | 0

#1084915 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:46

put it on YouTube

EllOfficial | 6

#1085191 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 06:19

this is why I love sea creatures <3

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1085280 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 06:43

Do you have a giant flipper print on your face. GOO GOO G'JOOB!

OhWowFYLindeed | 0

#1085319 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 06:54

#6 I thought of The Hangover when I read your comment. xD OP- You got pwned.

getsuga97 | 0

#1085327 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 07:00

this may b

hypezster | 0

#1085736 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 07:49

this is goin sound odd but I'll love for that to happen to me lol

956TXking | 0

#1086096 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 08:58

★★★★★

rallets | 22

#1086287 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 09:49

i think it is from the hangover NOT UP IN HERE!!!

crimsongetsu | 0

#1086453 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 10:59

are u stupid??? thaz a super win!

priscilla_28 | 5

#1087221 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 04:05

#80 haha Family Guy♥ :)

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#1087251 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 04:25

da walrus was like BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BIATCH!!! haha lol

ohhmyjeez | 0

#1087306 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 05:01

ahahah pwnd. :D

BlaqMetal13 | 0

#1087360 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 05:24

He thought you stole his bukkit

uthinkurfunny | 0

#1087731 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 07:24

he thought u were stealin his bucket :p

JohnGraveline | 0

#1087753 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 07:30

Made me lol.

Trollz4daLULZ | 1

#1088730 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:58

first!

pvthill | 0

#1090520 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 08:16

penguins are ninjas

schnitzel5 | 0

#1091912 - Thursday 15 July 2010 01:39

gahahahahhahahahhhhahahhhhahaghhahahahahahahahahahahashagashahahauahayghauaghhahhahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahahaha

gothrockerkid | 0

#1092666 - Thursday 15 July 2010 09:09

lmao family guy!!!

BrutalFbomb | 5

#1092766 - Thursday 15 July 2010 09:26

ownd

S0_Fricken_CUtE | 0

#1096633 - Friday 16 July 2010 06:29

haha. u must have been "stealing his bucket". For those of u who have the funny pics app on ur iPod, u know what I mean

McCamryn123 | 0

#1099294 - Friday 16 July 2010 11:03

ummm jealous(;

leadrunner751 | 3

#1103757 - Sunday 18 July 2010 12:23

bahahahahaha. made my day!

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1125353 - Thursday 22 July 2010 08:45

hahahahahah lol

hahaha420 | 0

#1375547 - Thursday 9 September 2010 08:38

Boom Head Shot

chocolatepr | 4

#4292600 - Thursday 12 April 2012 03:48

exactly what i was gonna put. lol

chocolatepr | 4

#4292614 - Thursday 12 April 2012 03:50

exactly what i was gonna put.

Rowdey | 10

#4486308 - Sunday 27 May 2012 02:37

All replies to this comment are stupid.

By Dezi_Chan | 0

#1084321 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

priscilla_28 | 5

#1084339 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:08

Aww now I feel like seeing Shamu. :( haha Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode with the clam and the peanut.

edgarforeverRIP | 0

#1084506 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 01:19

It was an oyster. Get it right.

priscilla_28 | 5

#1084548 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 01:45

buh jeezuz, my bad. My point being it was funny :)

DarkHelmet | 10

#1084901 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 04:42

did the walrus say "I'm Rick James Bitch" afterwards? and on a side note I agree with #51's shirt

crazykunuklildoo | 0

#1200786 - Friday 6 August 2010 09:29

u got knocked the fk out!

By private21 | 0

#1084323 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

I think you made this up how the hell can u get bitch slapped by a walrus that's so stupid

GhettoMaverick | 0

#1084445 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:45

what does comment moderated even mean? every person that posts that just sounds like an idiotic assclown

FFML_314 | 11

#1084448 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:46

Lol, it means the moderaters moderated the comment, because it didn't follow the rules. They certainly didn't post that.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1084456 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:50

Someone above here sounds like an idiotic assclown for sure.

FFML_314 | 11

#1084472 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:58

I don't think I've ever seen an idiot assclown, or heard of one for that matter. This is new to me!

voodoopandaa | 0

#1087743 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 07:27

38- I love your picture haha : )

By FFML_314 | 11

#1084325 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

Count your blessings that it wasn't a whale tail. Don't get so close to the walrus' OP!

pvthill | 0

#1084343 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:10

ok op u were bitch slapped by a walrus did he use powder...and is he considered ur pimp now

pvthill | 0

#1084453 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:50

lol wat are the rules lol I been cussing like a mofo

By Jimboom | 11

#1084329 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

priscilla_28 | 5

#1084349 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:13

Aren't walrus' the mammals with the biggest penis? *50 First Dates refrence :)* By the way... I wasn't aware that that was the noise they made.

pvthill | 0

#1084352 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:14

how much is she going for these days ...do I get a fml discount

ManPlus911 | 0

#1084582 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:05

Jimboom fails for wrong lyrics.

Jimboom | 11

#1084620 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 02:38

Sorry, I just wrote it how I always thought it sounded to me. Never actually looked up the lyrics to know any different. Still, I think I got the point across even with slightly wrong lyrics. :-)

5t3ff1k4h | 42

#1084992 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 05:05

Whale penis = Dork.

duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1085573 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 07:27

No 11, they are the animal with the second largest penis.

cydnee | 0

#1086004 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 08:35

which one is the largest? lol. XD

fossilman | 0

#1087120 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 03:12

fossilman | 0

#1087322 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 05:10

*glares*

Rusalka | 0

#1091698 - Thursday 15 July 2010 12:21

5, thank you for making me laugh even harder at this fml. Lol

ScratchCatPower | 29

#6644526 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 08:15

I am the Walrus by The Beatles! I love the Beatles.

By alert1997 | 5

#1084336 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

hahahaha

By priscilla_28 | 5

#1084346 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:11

Did it hurt? :)

By FriesWithASideOf | 0

#1084357 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:14

BA BA BA BITCHES.

Hannalea_fml | 0

#1086815 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 01:20

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1084363 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:15

HAHAHAHA. Hawaii pwned

By FYLDeep | 25

#1084365 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:15

Just bring BP with you next time. They know how to give nature a roundhouse kick. That'll teach them bitch-slapping walruses.

pvthill | 0

#1084372 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:17

o shut man u have me laughing so hard I'm crying

RezaDupontDC | 0

#1084512 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 01:23

me too #17--maybe he can plug the walrus?

BeeHappy_fml | 0

#1088754 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:07

f*ck man I'm dying too!! bahahahahahhahh!!

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