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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 16:48 - Norway

Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 337

You deserved it 5 516

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

Mr. Robot

By confused - 30/04/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

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You deserved it 276

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 327

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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You deserved it 410

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 195

TimeDisposalEngi 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:04

Get your grandmother to text back :D

noobpwn12321 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:07

Grandmas always have cookies to heal hearts

Comments

Overatedlife_fml 5

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:04

A man that cries? Your better off single

TimeDisposalEngi 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:04

Get your grandmother to text back :D

ilovedinosawers 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:41

The whole damn family tree!!

mattlw 25

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:57

I think I would have asked the grandmother why she enables him to be so immature. If my grandmother tried to step in on my problems and tell someone off for me, I would make her apologize to that person.

kkamp516 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:42

"My grandma could beat up your grandma!"

kamikrazy 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 7:52

Gran Gran warfare.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:13

My grandma and your grandma were sittin' by the fire. My grandma told your grandma: "I'm gonna set your flag on fire."

fionasupercool 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:06

wow God bless your soul man. hahahah

noobpwn12321 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:07

Grandmas always have cookies to heal hearts

obnum 19

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:38

And sweaters with love in every stitch!

LanaViolin 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:07

I don't see that much of a problem with him crying... But getting his grandma to text you? Come on.

lisslyi 19

Saturday 11 May 2013 21:03

I don't get all the thumbs down. I agree with you there.

MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:08

That's an awkward situation, but why didn't you just leave instead of listening to him cry for hours?

brentman28 5

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:45

she didnt stay with while he cried for hours unless she was sitting next to him and his grandma

PrincessPesa 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:10

Stage 5 clinger! Good thing you already aborted that mission. It's hard to be mean to grandma though. He's playing dirty!

cosicosei 22

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:12

guaranteed she knows he's clingy and she's only texting you to make him happy. given tons of life experiences I doubt older people would act that way in all seriousness, she just wants her boy to be happy.