Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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sofitina 20
People bullshit through life way too much. why can't they just deal with their wrong doing? it upsets me that I live in a world full of morons.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
What do you mean I can't obviously disobey the rules!??!?!?
wigglethis 4
I was going to make a "stupid American" comment but I don't think OP's assailant would get it. Simple lesson: If you want to exercise your rights... UNDERSTAND them!
_DudeGuy_ 16
19, I know my rights! For example, freedom of speech, I will now demonstrate this right by informing you that you're a dumbass.
limitedition 25
Hope you either pressed charges or beat her Maybe she'd think twice before laying her hands on someone again.
SMHsohard 22
Kudos to OP for having the balls to actually turn someone away from the 10 items or less line. It makes me want to scream when some entitlement bitch saunters up with an overflowing cart and basically dares anyone to say something.
sailorarctic 22
actually, we aren't allowed to turn any customer away so its not that the cashier doesn't have the balls its that they can lose their job for it. i know because I was a cashier for 7 years until a few weeks ago before being promoted to a manager. so please, as a fellow customer, if someone does that don't blame the cashier for not turning them away, instead turn your attitude on the violator.
whatwhyhoo 10
I wonder if that is Walmart policy. I've been in other stores that asked a customer to go another line (maybe another customer complained).
SMHsohard 22
Then why bother even having a short item line in the first place? That makes absolutely no sense at all. Someone in the store surely has the authority to keep the line clear-where are your managers?
meso222 8
Generaly, in the back room with their fingers up their ass. Ive worked for very few managers that will do anything other than the office portion of their jobs. So please when a cashier says they will get their manager don't junp down their throat over the hour long Wait, thats the manager not the cashier.
cmayer 20
It IS Walmart policy, #120. My mom actually told me this when she worked there. They can't turn customers away even if they have 50 items in the 10 items or less line. The lines are made for people in a hurry but the self-centered, unaware jerks of the world mess this up for the majority of people that will actually follow the rules. It's unfair yes, but my mom said more often than not people were good about policing themselves, so that one person that breaks the rules isn't as common as they seem to be. The woman in this FML is an idiot though and deserves to have charges pressed against her.
NewYorkMexPR 14
Futacy 30
Did she try to come with her "well regulated militia?"
TheDrifter 24
I think they banned those. Something about groups of people with guns and training being dangerous to the government.
perdix 31
Well, if she was attempting to buy 11 guns, she'd be right. Otherwise, she missed the legitimate criticism that it should be "10 items or fewer."
TogeBara 12
First of all, there is no constitutional amendment that says you MUST provide a service to anyone. IN FACT, you have legal right to DENY service to anyone. Second, the second amendment is the right to bear arms. Third, if she actually slapped you, you may press charges for assault. She will have to pay restitution or she will go to jail.
xerbrus 14
You can deny service only as the owner
Pstraka6 20
We need more people like you saying no to those with rude behavior! You're doin your job and setting an example for others in a postive way! Do not worry she will get hers and worst part is it will hurt her a lot worse than it did you!