FML : Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Confused and Disgusted / Monday 23 February 2015 23:42 / United States - Sparta

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By MDoremis | 38

#6212177 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

By crissalove | 22

#6212172 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:13

Um... what? O.o

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By crissalove | 22

#6212172 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:13

Um... what? O.o

abattior | 18

#6212212 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:58

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

JMichael | 25

#6212278 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:45

I think she was just caught off guard sir.

hunter1213800 | 5

#6213508 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:10

Um... what? O.o

By codalicious | 16

#6212173 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:14

It's what you get for doing slow motion jumping jacks at work.

WattledParsley | 11

#6212899 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:59

*Ba dum tssss* *Cricket noise*

By ChrissyRaz | 9

#6212174 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:15

Well ewww

swanheart | 35

#6218783 - Monday 2 March 2015 9:05

Well duh!

By MDoremis | 38

#6212177 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

By delude | 26

#6212179 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:19

Some people are just so weird

By missbrit818 | 20

#6212180 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:19

What the actual f

Ichiya | 29

#6214050 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:52

And the not so actual fuck too!

By emeraldisle | 30

#6212182 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:21

Maybe he just wanted to taste your deodorant.

saba_ajira | 29

#6212282 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:55

Because you know, that's normal

wildgenius | 13

#6212336 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:11

It's called old spice for a reason

By hedgedcats | 19

#6212185 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:23

I wonder if those type of people wake up and already have planned what they're going to do.

By 8Dirty1 | 24

#6212187 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:24

yummy in his tummy

By cheeeksss | 29

#6212189 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:26

I cringed so hard. What the fuck..

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