Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak...

By Anonymous - 3/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By nodeathtoall | 19

#6426269 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her
Bravo

By MassiDelta | 28

#6426268 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

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By MassiDelta | 28

#6426268 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

lemonadestand | 7

#6426284 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:19

I commend you

MassiDelta | 28

#6426316 - Sunday 4 October 2015 1:18

I learned my lesson!

extrasnipes | 22

#6426321 - Sunday 4 October 2015 1:32

Puns are good and all as long as they aren't crappy puns

MassiDelta | 28

#6426333 - Sunday 4 October 2015 1:58

I almost said "I will not make a crappy pun this time. Dammit!" I'm happy I didn't

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6428255 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 16:14

#1, well, you did now.

By nodeathtoall | 19

#6426269 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her
Bravo

By say_what2032 | 12

#6426271 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

Well, thats nasty.

SS | 31

#6426324 - Sunday 4 October 2015 1:38

Anyone else think Cleveland Brown voice?

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6426329 - Sunday 4 October 2015 1:45

Me, I did

twister45 | 17

#6426367 - Sunday 4 October 2015 3:38

It's the only way to read it

sstahpp | 33

#6426786 - Sunday 4 October 2015 17:42

*cleveland brown jr* HILARIOUS

By pokemyeyes | 23

#6426272 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6426276 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:13

Don't be so uptight, 4.
Parents play with their children all the time.
How on earth could OP expect her daughter to shotgun crap all over the pool?

aimbug | 42

#6426348 - Sunday 4 October 2015 2:30

Bit extreme?

plaza249 | 9

#6426357 - Sunday 4 October 2015 3:12

He grabbed her not pulled her under idiot

WarMachine68 | 24

#6426477 - Sunday 4 October 2015 6:44

it all depends on the child and the parent, but even little things like this could cause a fear of swimming or deep water. not always, but it's a possibility

txblondie3 | 15

#6427301 - Monday 5 October 2015 7:25

Lighten up a little bit

By expertsmilee | 26

#6426274 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Taking scared shitless to the next level.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6426277 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:14

Did you not know people do that when they get scared?

teentee401 | 36

#6426280 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:15

Not everyone shits themselves when they get scared...

Ichiya | 29

#6426295 - Sunday 4 October 2015 0:32

Yeah last time I got scared it was so bad I shit the scarer and myself.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6426417 - Sunday 4 October 2015 5:53

Not everyone but I'm sure a 5 year old would lack the sophisticated control over their bowels we older people possess...

DoomedGemini | 37

#6426418 - Sunday 4 October 2015 5:58

They might be more likely to, but a lot of kids don't. How many times do you think kids get scared/surprised? Now how many times do they pee/poop because of it? I bet the number is a lot less than the first. It's normal to surprise or scare kids, just unlucky this time op's kid had an accident.