Kids: Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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nodeathtoall 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

Comments

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

lemonadestand 7

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:19

I commend you

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:18

I learned my lesson!

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:32

Puns are good and all as long as they aren't crappy puns

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:58

I almost said "I will not make a crappy pun this time. Dammit!" I'm happy I didn't

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Tuesday 6 October 2015 16:14

#1, well, you did now.

nodeathtoall 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

say_what2032 12

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

Well, thats nasty.

SS 31

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:38

Anyone else think Cleveland Brown voice?

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:45

Me, I did

twister45 17

Sunday 4 October 2015 3:38

It's the only way to read it

sstahpp 33

Sunday 4 October 2015 17:42

*cleveland brown jr* HILARIOUS

pokemyeyes 23

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:13

Don't be so uptight, 4. Parents play with their children all the time. How on earth could OP expect her daughter to shotgun crap all over the pool?

aimbug 42

Sunday 4 October 2015 2:30

Bit extreme?

plaza249 9

Sunday 4 October 2015 3:12

He grabbed her not pulled her under idiot

WarMachine68 24

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:44

it all depends on the child and the parent, but even little things like this could cause a fear of swimming or deep water. not always, but it's a possibility

txblondie3 15

Monday 5 October 2015 7:25

Lighten up a little bit

expertsmilee 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Taking scared shitless to the next level.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:14

Did you not know people do that when they get scared?

teentee401 36

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:15

Not everyone ***** themselves when they get scared...

Ichiya 29

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:32

Yeah last time I got scared it was so bad I shit the scarer and myself.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:53

Not everyone but I'm sure a 5 year old would lack the sophisticated control over their bowels we older people possess...

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:58

They might be more likely to, but a lot of kids don't. How many times do you think kids get scared/surprised? Now how many times do they pee/poop because of it? I bet the number is a lot less than the first. It's normal to surprise or scare kids, just unlucky this time op's kid had an accident.