Kids: Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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nodeathtoall 19

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

lemonadestand 7

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:19

I commend you

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:18

I learned my lesson!

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:32

Puns are good and all as long as they aren't crappy puns

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:58

I almost said "I will not make a crappy pun this time. Dammit!" I'm happy I didn't

VonBlitzkrieg 27

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Tuesday 6 October 2015 16:14

#1, well, you did now.

nodeathtoall 19

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

say_what2032 12

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

Well, thats nasty.

SS 31

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:38

Anyone else think Cleveland Brown voice?

domolovesyoshi 33

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:45

Me, I did

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Sunday 4 October 2015 3:38

It's the only way to read it

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Sunday 4 October 2015 17:42

*cleveland brown jr* HILARIOUS

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

SecundusSecunda 27

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:13

Don't be so uptight, 4. Parents play with their children all the time. How on earth could OP expect her daughter to shotgun crap all over the pool?

aimbug 42

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Sunday 4 October 2015 2:30

Bit extreme?

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Sunday 4 October 2015 3:12

He grabbed her not pulled her under idiot

WarMachine68 24

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Sunday 4 October 2015 6:44

it all depends on the child and the parent, but even little things like this could cause a fear of swimming or deep water. not always, but it's a possibility

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Monday 5 October 2015 7:25

Lighten up a little bit

expertsmilee 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:11

Taking scared shitless to the next level.

Lalala579121 27

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:14

Did you not know people do that when they get scared?

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:15

Not everyone shits themselves when they get scared...

Ichiya 29

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:32

Yeah last time I got scared it was so bad I shit the scarer and myself.

Lalala579121 27

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Sunday 4 October 2015 5:53

Not everyone but I'm sure a 5 year old would lack the sophisticated control over their bowels we older people possess...

DoomedGemini 37

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Sunday 4 October 2015 5:58

They might be more likely to, but a lot of kids don't. How many times do you think kids get scared/surprised? Now how many times do they pee/poop because of it? I bet the number is a lot less than the first. It's normal to surprise or scare kids, just unlucky this time op's kid had an accident.

lemonadestand 7

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:14

Shit hit the fan. Or should I say the pool?

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Sunday 4 October 2015 3:39

That was just bad. Go home and try again.

legendairy3000 16

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:21

Sounds like a shitty situation.

amc597 28

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:49

Get out.

xninix_fml 36

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:19

And never come back.

SS 31

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Sunday 4 October 2015 1:43

Get in the pool.

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Sunday 4 October 2015 17:43

And drown.

booze_n_bitches 37

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:22

That poor pool-boy whose job it will be to catch the floaters.

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Sunday 4 October 2015 0:28

As soon as I saw "I thought it would be funny "I knew it was a YDI.

Red_Curls1995 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 1:16

I tried to hold out hope that it wasn't but I read the underwater part and knew it was.

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