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I will not make a horrible pun this time
I commend you
I learned my lesson!
Puns are good and all as long as they aren't crappy puns
I almost said "I will not make a crappy pun this time. Dammit!" I'm happy I didn't
#1, well, you did now.
You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo
Well, thats nasty.
Anyone else think Cleveland Brown voice?
Me, I did
It's the only way to read it
*cleveland brown jr* HILARIOUS
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Show it anywayDon't be so uptight, 4. Parents play with their children all the time. How on earth could OP expect her daughter to shotgun crap all over the pool?
Bit extreme?
He grabbed her not pulled her under idiot
it all depends on the child and the parent, but even little things like this could cause a fear of swimming or deep water. not always, but it's a possibility
Lighten up a little bit
Did you not know people do that when they get scared?
Not everyone ***** themselves when they get scared...
Yeah last time I got scared it was so bad I shit the scarer and myself.
Not everyone but I'm sure a 5 year old would lack the sophisticated control over their bowels we older people possess...
They might be more likely to, but a lot of kids don't. How many times do you think kids get scared/surprised? Now how many times do they pee/poop because of it? I bet the number is a lot less than the first. It's normal to surprise or scare kids, just unlucky this time op's kid had an accident.
Shit hit the fan. Or should I say the pool?
That was just bad. Go home and try again.
Sounds like a shitty situation.
That poor pool-boy whose job it will be to catch the floaters.
As soon as I saw "I thought it would be funny "I knew it was a YDI.
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You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo
I will not make a horrible pun this time