By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
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I fucking hate little kids

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

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I fucking hate little kids

No one replied to #1?! :O

She might not be very young. She's a "little sister," but that just means she's younger than another sibling. We could be talking about a 20 year old. (Or a 60 year old, but I doubt it. ^_^')

She deserved it Op. And if her family is going to let her "throw stones" from her "glass house" they needed the wake up call about consequences.

Me too, dude. Me too.

why would anyone take their kid to a pool party if they can't swim...

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

y would the family have a pool if o e if their daughters can't even swim?? and why was she even next to it if she knew she had the slightest chance of falling in ?

I agree!!! Hopefully the whole family witnessed her pushing u in! Don't u just feel like pushing her whole family in???

219- Learn to spell

"Today I almost drowned because my sisters friend pushed me into the pool. I can't swim. FML"

does quite work because she started. "today, I push my sister friend down the pool as a joke, she push me back down. I cant swim. FML" Dyi fisher "today, I accidentally push my sister friend down the pool, as I try to help her up, she push me down for revenge. I cant swim. FML" that a maybe for Fyl. but OP didnt mention anything about helping getting up so...

^ What the hell? I can't feel my brain.

Good time to start learning! ((how to swim, I mean))

her fault for pushing you in the first place.

This. The little bitch deserved to be pushed in. You shouldn't feel ANY remorse or guilt. It's her fault. FYL in that little bitches can get away with this type of shit, and it makes you look like an asshole. But it's not your fault. You should have helped her out and then pushed her back in again...and then say "Maybe you shouldn't push other people into the pool if you don't like it yourself...bitch."

but the OP or anyone in her situation still gets the blame

Funny how everyone expects to get off scot-free for choices like pushing someone into a pool and not have something similar happen to them as payback. Plus, it's almost like she expected OP to know she could swim. What a supid, stupid ignorant little brat.

We have a rule in my group of friends and family that, if you don't want to be thrown in yourself, do not push someone in. Actually, that's how I learned to swim. I took a chance, pushed in this large guy and got thrown in soon after.

Link5794 18

The only people who should push are those who are prepared to be pushed.

Lmao. This is why kids should be tied to a fucking pole.

me and a friend tied her little sister to a pole with a jump rope once :) *sigh* good times...

Lol I duct taped my little bro to a tree and left him out there for an hour

You were a kid once. Grow up!

AK 2

You definitely didn't deserve that. If she pushes someone, she should expect to be pushed back.

yes this is true. if u push someone in a pool. RUN AWAY! if u get pushed in the pool u get ur ass out and push them back. op that little bitch deserved it.

Can we stop with the commenting FMLs with a made up FML of the alternate person in the situation? It's starting to get annoying.

This is 50/50. She thought it was funny to push you in - so she really shouldn't play games like that if she's not happy having it done to her. However, depending on how much bigger you are compared to her, you probably should have *pretended* to get mad at her, chased her around a little (going slow enough not to catch her immediately), and then picked her up and pretended to be a monster eating her. Lots of little kids do things to try and start a game. Although pushing someone in a pool is a bit extreme.

This works but it doesmt say how old she was. For all we know shes a teenager and cant swim. So unless we have more info this doesnt work

You're assuming this kid is around 3-6 years old. Any older and your "game" would just be weird and annoying. And I'm assuming that a 3-6 year old would not be able to push someone bigger and older into a pool unless that person let them, which OP clearly did not. I'm guessing the kid is probably closer to 10-12 (or older?) in which case she should have known better.