Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
Sidel 11
So? He obviously liked you enough to marry you, so why does it matter why you started dating?
connerwonner 7
Drunk men tell no tales.
yummylicious 5
I see no problem if he wasn't dared to marry you. It doesn't matter how your relationship started, maybe he realized he really likes you
OttersIsAwesome 8
Unless your husband's friend is known for telling the truth when drunk, then he was probably saying some random crap while trying
OttersIsAwesome 8
^accidently pressed send I'm using a smartphone To make his way to the rest of the alcohol.
CookieElmo390 0
Woow Thatt Really Suck I Wouldave Slaped Him
maosquare 18
Really? For Your Comment Really Sucked.
BigRigX 2
So what if it was a dare, he is marrying you now.
stormchaser24 24
Well, maybe he was scared to ask you too. But he stayed with you so he must love you enough to stay.
lifes_a_b1tch 7
So what? He continued dating you and then married you. He probably thinks it's the best dare he ever took :) Congratulations!
thecovert 7
Guess he lost the dare, eh?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Maybe he thought you were out of his league and would laugh at him for asking you out. In any event, you're happy together now, so who cares? I hope you two have many happy years together.