Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter...had marriage.
BlackShady313 0
There's a book called : the Bet. Same situation and it turns out well :3
mousse02 4
That really does suck but he loves you enough to marry you but he shouldn't go unpunished ;)
Whachubbleisthis 4
Who cares? You're in love, right? And it's a funny story to tell your children.
fabcade 14
Hey it may have been a dare, but think of it as the push he needed to realize your are the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
kimmi41509 10
When I started dating my boyfriend, I thought he was extremely weird and I kind of felt bad for him..but we've been happily together for over 3 years! Ive noticed if you date people who you don't ever expect to be with, it works out.
Baytheshark 14
Was it a dare to marry you? No, now shut up and enjoy your husband
itooamscrewed 10
The only reason my boyfriend and I got together was because my parents didn't know I smoked cigarettes. He would pick me up and we would drive around smoking cigarettes and talking about our lives. Eventually we realized we were falling in love, and we've been together for two years now. It's not about how you start dating; it's that you're still together and in love.
spitfire35 3
Oh shit, you're marriage is totally ruined!
mscat 0
So, whats wrong with that? Just dare him to have kids with you now!