Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
braheem 5
i should think twice b4 acceptin dares!
upyourzlolz 11
i think some1 should think twice b4 commenting!
hot00frb 4
How do we know the dare wasn't the kind where he was to afraid to go talk to her and he was pumped up and dared to do so . if it was then the dare is a good thing
rammy125 4
You must make a lot of money
zolziski 11
For all you know it was a "I dare you to ask out that hot chick that is way out of your league" situation. And not a "I dare you to ask out the chick with the pony tail, glasses and paint stained overalls and make her popular" situation. That's what I would tell myself anyway. If you want your marriage to last, learn to live the lie :-p
jkozzy 8
Tell him the reason you accepted was because you didn't think he ws being serious.
jaredofmo 22
What a great story. He went in for a dare, he came out with true love.
andrewmemoirs 2
This is marriage...and welcome to jackass
ICastillo 25
Hey your getting married now, so forget about it. The douche bag should not even have said anything.
DocBastard 40
You should have told him that the only reason he was invited is so he could get drunk and make a fool of himself. Now you have plenty of picture and video evidence to bury this schmuck.
p_syko 5
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that. I actually met my wife at work and before we got together, she was asked our by 2 other guys and she turned down all 3 of us. The day after I asked her out, she came back to me and told me she was very sorry she told me no and decided to reconsider. She said when she turned me down that I had the saddest eyes she had ever seen (or what she calls puppy dog eyes) and couldn't get it out of her head...that was 6 1/2 years ago...and she is now my best friend! So just because a relationship might start on un-ideal terms, it doesn't mean it's a bad thing.