Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
ahoovs6 4
That must suck. What did your husband say?
BritLass 15
That sucks but he obviously liked you enough to marry you! If that was a film, you'd be happy....
AlyJayHAHA 0
At least it turned out well C;
Zanquis 22
I dont see the FML in this? Either A) He is way out of your league but was dared to go and managed to look deeper then that. Meaning: Lucky you Or B) He thought you where way out of his league and needed to be dared to build up courage, meaning you are probably very good looking and managed to find yourself a decent guy who will not be very likely to cheat on you. Otherwise you might have ended up with some very good looking guy with nothing else who would most likely be cheating on you as soon as you get knocked up. Either way i see this as a Win/Win for you. So stop complaining and thank the person who dared him.
writergirl23 19
Hey he married you. He must have got attached at the first date.
constipatedlady 0
Oh who cares about that! I didn't even like my husband much at first. I only started to pay attention to him to make some girl I hated jealous. We ended up happily in love! OP FYL for caring about such a silly thing.
erikshiz 5
well something became of it right?
BrimfullOfAsher 20
So what? My hope is that on your 50th wedding anniversary you can tell the story and have everyone laugh with you.
WeeniesMom 8
Yeah but he did fall for you and that's all the matters. :3
kei1108 13
Well, obviously, he feels differently about you now. He loves you! If he didn't he wouldn't have married you, right?