Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
Doxy 22
Soon you'll have Hollywood producers at your doorstep, wanting to make your story into a chick flick.
evilplatypus 39
With Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
Tsunami87 17
Oh god no
MissAmz 7
A cold dare with a happy ending, I guess? Still, I would be hurt if I found out my partner only got with me in the first place because of a dare. D:
nickalley96 6
Hey, at least you two are happy enough to marry! Who knows what would happen if truth was picked?
MissAmz 7
That's true. And he fell in love with her and now they're married. Does it really matter in the end? Not really. :)
youtubetre_fml 14
Truth hurts !
Evie_fml 14
A bit insensitive to announce at your wedding! But still, it's not a reflection on your relationship, just a funny story you can look back on one day. If he'd announced your husband married you on a dare, that'd be ****** up. Congrats, by the way.
rooney0710 5
He must love you now. The dare must be the best thing in his life now.
Joey_Bellows 1
Everything went better than expected though right?
porcupineattack1 5
But in the end, it still worked out. Its ok
ahabsfan 17
What's pathetic here is that your husband didn't have the balls to tell you this before. What else is he not telling you. Maybe that douche bag that told you this at the wedding is doing you a favour.
DocBastard 40
It's not pathetic at all - maybe he's a bit ashamed of it despite the fact that he loves her enough to spend his life with her. And to insinuate that he's lying about other things is just ridiculous. Not all men are ball-less assholes, and not all men lie. Go get ******.
MissAmz 7
I don't see him as a douchbag... They ended up falling in love and getting married! If this was the storyline of a chick-flick, I guarantee no one would see the guy as a douch of they lived happily ever after.
MidnaLink 35
And yet it all worked out!