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Ahabsfan's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ahabsfan's favorite FMLs
By lonely-mind - / Monday 17 September 2018 06:30 / United States - Jackson
By YeahFML - / Saturday 7 July 2018 01:30 / Slovakia

Amateur Restorer Totally Messes Up A 500 Year Old Statue And People Are Not Having It

Imagine being commissioned to restore 500 year old art and thinking: "I got this! I don't have a ton of experience, but I've gotta believe in myself! YOLO!" and then realizing preeetttyyy quickly that you F'd up? Now that's an FML.

By nadine - / Thursday 5 July 2018 22:00 /
By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 May 2018 01:30 /

This Man’s Response To A Racist White Woman At The Airport Has The Internet Cheering

After a white woman doesn’t believe he belongs in the first class boarding line, he delivers the best one-liner that literally got everyone else in boarding clapping. Experiencing racism may be an FML, but at least this guy knows how to recover.

By Nina - / Thursday 7 December 2017 22:00 / France - Paris