Miscellaneous: Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show...

By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

Probably the Horny Hornets.

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Friday 30 October 2009 12:04

What's your school mascot?

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AsAlwaysAndrew 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:16

Thats school spirit all right. (;

sexualkoukla69 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:37

that's ****** king. def something i'd do on the piss hahaha

paulfalcon 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 7:07

LMAO, WIN! That's how you show your college spirit! XD

remmyulove 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:11

omg this isn't an fml but friggin hilarious none the less

omghehehe 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:17

nice! school spirit!! what position??? :)

Hillbilly_Deluxe 3

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:08

dont feel too bad, i would have done the same

hi5534 3

Saturday 31 October 2009 23:17

this isn't an fml, this is an ftw XD

kieffa 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 0:47

you're my new hero. Wish I could see it on ESPN

iFail_at_life 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 15:08

did you win the contest?

Gandalf_Baggins 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:11

that's awesome

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