By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML
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xxmollyxx 25

Lol, that sounds beautiful and romantic.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

In some cultures, vomiting on your food is considered respectable and a sign of favor in the locals' eyes.

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xxmollyxx 25

Lol, that sounds beautiful and romantic.

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neonokku 0

why would she kiss you if she threw up? o.o

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hazer 3

Funny, my dates always seem to get sick from the rohypnol in their wine, not the wine itself.

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Failzoid 0

It would have been beautiful and romantic. If it wasn't so gross. Also.. Wtf? Is this the second Olive Garden FML today?

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jason2468 0

that's gross not disgusting

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toch040 0

53 - Sick people are less fun to rape

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Miss_Represented 0

You're dumb, why'd you let the floozy kiss you? Naaaasty!

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ezioaudatore 0

#13 you fail #1 wins for not claiming he/she got the first comment

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

In some cultures, vomiting on your food is considered respectable and a sign of favor in the locals' eyes.

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beepelati 5

#2 actually, it's not vomiting, it's burping. it's a sign that you liked your food in Arabic culture.

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alexFYL 11

Just for people who can't handle it... it saves all the wine for people like me who drink like a fish! buahaha

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elenaa_fml 0

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML close enough

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BabyGurlBlonde 0

he's a dick. yu deserve better

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babe7260 30

What an asshole!!!!! Start looking for someone kind & caring!!!!

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happy2468 21

113 and 122, she was referring to an old fml:p

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alexFYL 11

Only for her! Leaves more for me... I can handle my drinks! :D

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StealthStorm67 0

I agree. I mean, a glass of wine at an Italian restaurant? Jeez dude, have you considered rehab?

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bahdspeler 0

ya know, in some cultures they only eat vomit. yeah. i read about it...in a book.

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Chuck1993 0

I noticed that too. Must be the same couple?

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hiflier1012 3

Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge!

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birds_fml 7

THIS! Don't order stuff for your date. Polite guys ask first. And no, Olive Garden isn't a classy place, but in some towns it's the best they have.

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xkat356 0

How can they 'only eat vomit' if you have to eat in order to vomit?|: OP: That sucks, but YDI for taking your date to Olive Garden to be 'romantic' and ordering for her.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

it's a reference from the movie Dodgeball. :/

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popoman 0

Lick my testicles. I will enjoy it. PS You should be happy. Even though it was vomit-y, at least her french-kissing you shows that she likes you. And she's hawt. And I spelled it wrong. My balls.

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zander09 0

**** her life for dating an alcoholic or soon-to-be alcoholic.

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acuraintegraman 3

because they have wine? that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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marryjaneex0 7

for having a glass of wine? your not too bright.

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Cunning_Cupcake 0

Yeah...me thinks it might have been the ambiance that made her ill

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