By cagel - 13/12/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
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moleSG 6

So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

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GIRAFFES 0

Doctor's note. Done.

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russianspy1234 11

and after you succesfully do, you have no more problems

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nonynony 0

Yeah it's easy to prove so not the worst thing ever... but I'd still call it FML because it's a huge unnecessary pain, especially since the OP's just gotten out of the hospital and is probably recovering and trying to catch up with all her other stuff.

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GuitarJunkie6258 0
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Create an elaborate speech about how your innocent until proven guilty and that you should never have to defend yourself unless there is actually proof that you were drunk.

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22cute 17

Geez...just bring in your medical records. Done.

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EatMyCrayonz 0
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Mehh could be worse

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moleSG 6

So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

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perdix 29

Beer bongs are a bad idea.

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dvd175 5

lol

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GIRAFFES 0

Doctor's note. Done.

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TheHeroOfTime 0
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SIXTH! NO ONE ELSE CAN BE SIXTH!

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Yarrachel 16

First! Oh no, now I look like a complete fool. Sry

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dancingyrlie 1

"Today, I had to prove to my school that I had a real medical emergency at a football game and wasn't just drunk. Because I kept all the paperwork from my ER visit, this was no more than a minor inconvenience. MLIA."

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thatguy1103 0
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Was that fluid alcohol? Sounds like you got smashed, stormed the field naked, violated the mascot and now your trying to use fml as your alibi. I woun't be part of your sick game.

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Omnigeek6 1
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Ahh, trolls. Without you, who would click YDI on stories which are clearly FYLs for us?

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thatguy1103 0
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Haha yeah if it weren't for people like me this could actually be a respectful site

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bubbles1286 1
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The exact same thing happened to me at my school last year...just bring in a doctor's note, and they are pretty understanding.

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