Work: Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette...

By AIienware - 30/06/2015 15:33

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

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Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML

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Cads1 24

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:41

You should not have to foot the bill on that.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:22

That toetally sucks that you have to pay for it.

Comments

CoGhostRider 31

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:19

Looks like you fumbled this job big time.

dewberry2001 25

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:43

Go home

jadelagrue 14

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:19

oh no thats horrible maybe talk with your boss and see if theres another option at all?

Quetzal27 12

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:22

Thats sounds awful, since anything that looks realistic like that would cause anyone (including your boss) to be surprised. Sucks that you dropped and broke it. See if you can offer to pay half, you boss may be somewhat reasonable if you offer. Sorry that happened.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:22

That toetally sucks that you have to pay for it.

IthinkYouForeign 11

Wednesday 1 July 2015 20:31

Why? He broke it he pays for it

rockninja 21

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:24

well... if i was the woman i surely have said that it was real just for a laugh.

Dartual 8

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:26

That would still worry me if it were fake...

Psycocharger 19

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:38

Ouch. Sorry for you OP! FYL

NakuEh 27

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:40

Why would someone keep something like that in their car? That is a FML involving cops having the same misunderstanding waiting to unfold.

Cads1 24

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:41

You should not have to foot the bill on that.

JackAtPage 13

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:44

How is this not top comment?

TheCookieComet 23

Wednesday 1 July 2015 1:04

Top comment is the one who posts first....

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 1 July 2015 2:32

Oh boy... you came from iFunny, didn't you.

vreddyp 10

Wednesday 1 July 2015 15:30

love this. intra app references.

BananaCoconutty 26

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:45

I OVERHEARD A FATHER YELLING AT HIS TODDLER WHO REFUSED TO SIT STILL IN THE SHOPPING CART “IF YOU FALL DOWN AND BREAK YOUR FOOT DON’T COME RUNNING TO ME."