Obviously, OP's boss didn't take into account any of the various ways that a delicate, brittle sales item could be broken (by employee or customer) when putting said item on display. So don't pay for it OP, that's the purpose for having business insurance. Good luck!

Emphasis on the name “GLASS” shop.

Usually, the interview process weeds out dopes like you. I’ll be blunt, your career has gone to pot and it’s doobie-ous that you’ll succ-seed.

Didn’t you think it might be good to leaf out a few puns, bud?

I try to keep my quality high, or I might get stoned by the dealers of hate.

That's one way to get out of vacuuming.

Why would anyone need a $3000 bong? Just inject the weed like a normal person.

Or insert it into their vagina.

Did your new job go up in smoke afterwards?

At least you were already prepared to clean it up.