Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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dragon53535 2
I don't see a problem
Tbearshy 16
She walked right into that one
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Comments (77)
myeviltwin 20
She's blind not you. She does know you can see right? JK. So as long as you were sincere about it being nice to see her again I don't think she would have taken offense.
MissaGirl1 9
I have a blind friend who always says, "see you later." It's usually not a big deal unless you make it one.
BWARD51 12
That's not even cool.
FMLL2016 16
I don't think that's a big deal at all. Yeah she's blind but all you said was it was nice to see her.
Awkward_Batman 6
i have a blind friend and i say the same thing it doesnt bother her we both laugh it off.
russfml 31
That is a very common thing people say, I'm sure she is well aware of it, and I mean technically speaking you can see her. It'd be really weird if she said it though lol
trulypar 34
That's fine to say, you CAN see her...at least you didn't ask if she recognized YOU. :-)
lifesneutral2002 6
I saw this one on ifunny
tingtingmeg 12
I have a couple friends who are blind. they don't even react to when I say something like that. they n its habit.
CaLea18 5
Well, hopefully she wasn't offended by that and she was glad that you were happy to see her.