Friends, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Unforgettable

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 011

You deserved it 2 289

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 938

You deserved it 1 843

By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 124

You deserved it 2 849

So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 845

You deserved it 273

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 303

You deserved it 1 010

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 638

You deserved it 252

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 189

You deserved it 6 381

By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 662

You deserved it 4 414

Friends reunited

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 22:00

Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 379

You deserved it 65

By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 666

You deserved it 4 971

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 465

You deserved it 111

shaPOW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:25

unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:55

lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.

Comments

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:55

lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.

hahakare 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:14

Yeah, maybe you just changed a lot.

shaPOW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:25

unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.

dani_fizzle 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:39

Shit, that's cold!

Exhumed91 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:39

Agreed, this is a good thing if you have changed at all for the better since high school.

thebigal78 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:12

Oooo tht sux bbro

Gromie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:24

Maybe she didn't recognize u cuz got hot! Not so much of an fml

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 16:23

Or maybe she got ugly?

BBkid 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:27

So? She doesn't know u so y would she hug u?

kpopfanatic93 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:32

I think you're missing the point; she does know him.

rachilio 26

Wednesday 31 October 2012 20:34

She went to high school with him. She's SUPPOSED to know him.

nerdygeek 4

Monday 22 March 2010 2:45

she hates you

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:17

so what? does it really matter?

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You deserved it 515

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 835

You deserved it 8 112

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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You deserved it 9 729

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 451

You deserved it 289

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I agree, your life sucks 32 657

You deserved it 2 819

Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML

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You deserved it 119