Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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rhanana
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Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/
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smiller0789
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Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.
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lolomg69
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lol what are the chances ;).
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BREADEDELF
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1 in who gives a fuck?
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EllieSquirtle
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Hahah I so agree
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adriane209
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She could blow him for an "A".
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Kaatyy
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if he was cute why didn't you want to give it to him? lol
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lailax3
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woulda been evn more awkward if u gave him yr #
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bloobelly
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your gonna fail that class.
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doorknoblover
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lmfao. I agree
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bigblue95
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BIO BIO BIO!!!!!
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tj79
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91 and 139 I want you two as students in my class
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MrSassypants
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196- what if their guys/girls depends on the gender you are.
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CaityCatastrophy
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oh, sir, can I please have an A?
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UnderTheMoon
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That's a burn right there, OP.
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rhanana
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Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/
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katie72
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OMG I LOVE YOUR PICTURE
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smiller0789
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Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.
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EffinAhole
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agreed
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VoodooGypsy
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Or just say they don't want to give their number. I have much more respect for somebody that isn't afraid to say what they feel or think.
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bailes_o_hay
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I agree just be honest, tell him your not interested. unless the guy just won't leave you alone, then by all means give him a rejection number
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teentee401
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I would agree with you, but (and maybe this isn't it in this case) some women are afraid to reject a guy because some of them react very badly (stalking, assault, murder, etc.). Sad but true.
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unlucky_duck666
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or or you can just tell them you don't like them.
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ILoveGirls23
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bitch
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mrahhhhh
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Oh, OP.
You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.
You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.
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yake12
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You sir, are one of the worst commenters on FML!
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nerdsgetmehot
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Why did you give a cute guy a rejection hotline number? I fail to see your logic. If you were hesitant to give him your number because you didn't know him that well, you should have told him that.
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Daerauko
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lol that doesn't make all that much sense either. seems she'd never get to know him if she refuses to talk to him again.
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nerdsgetmehot
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#136 Are you saying that I overrate myself, or OP? I'm aware that looks aren't everything.
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snizzlesnuzzle
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OP is obviously a freshman and slightly retarded. you just blew your chances of fulfilling the college student fantasy. I'm deeply sorry.
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PantherFang
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The fact that he's a biology professor made it even better.
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FFML_314
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Shave off all of your hair and dress like a boy.
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CreateZ
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What if her boobs are huge? Cross-gender? Cancer perhaps?
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541MedfazWcM
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lol
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TRACKGiRLJONNi
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I'm with NGMH. why reject a cute guy?
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Asstazztic
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Lmao