FML : Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give...

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Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:51 / United States

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By rhanana | 0

#1540652 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:04

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

By smiller0789 | 3

#1540658 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:06

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

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By lolomg69 | 0

#1540645 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:03

lol what are the chances ;).

BREADEDELF | 3

#1540763 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:30

1 in who gives a fuck?

EllieSquirtle | 0

#1540796 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:35

Hahah I so agree

adriane209 | 0

#1541063 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:34

She could blow him for an "A".

Kaatyy | 0

#1541116 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:45

if he was cute why didn't you want to give it to him? lol

lailax3 | 0

#1542109 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:15

woulda been evn more awkward if u gave him yr #

bloobelly | 0

#1542598 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 18:40

your gonna fail that class.

doorknoblover | 3

#1544626 - Thursday 14 October 2010 0:59

lmfao. I agree

bigblue95 | 0

#1544787 - Thursday 14 October 2010 1:31

BIO BIO BIO!!!!!

tj79 | 3

#1544858 - Thursday 14 October 2010 1:44

91 and 139 I want you two as students in my class

MrSassypants | 31

#1545205 - Thursday 14 October 2010 3:23

196- what if their guys/girls depends on the gender you are.

CaityCatastrophy | 0

#1589832 - Saturday 23 October 2010 16:15

oh, sir, can I please have an A?

UnderTheMoon | 0

#2122129 - Friday 25 February 2011 9:36

That's a burn right there, OP.

By rhanana | 0

#1540652 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:04

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

katie72 | 6

#3099122 - Saturday 13 August 2011 7:56

OMG I LOVE YOUR PICTURE

By smiller0789 | 3

#1540658 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:06

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

EffinAhole | 0

#1541138 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:50

agreed

VoodooGypsy | 2

#1541623 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:31

Or just say they don't want to give their number. I have much more respect for somebody that isn't afraid to say what they feel or think.

bailes_o_hay | 0

#1542267 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:46

I agree just be honest, tell him your not interested. unless the guy just won't leave you alone, then by all means give him a rejection number

teentee401 | 36

#6398377 - Monday 31 August 2015 12:26

I would agree with you, but (and maybe this isn't it in this case) some women are afraid to reject a guy because some of them react very badly (stalking, assault, murder, etc.). Sad but true.

unlucky_duck666 | 4

#6572349 - Friday 1 April 2016 21:48

or or you can just tell them you don't like them.

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6697225 - Friday 30 September 2016 19:07

She may of been afraid he'd yell at her or call her a slew of mean names. It happens quite often dude

By ILoveGirls23 | 0

#1540673 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:09

bitch

By mrahhhhh | 17

#1540677 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:09

Oh, OP.

You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.

yake12 | 0

#1542460 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:48

You sir, are one of the worst commenters on FML!

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1540679 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:09

Why did you give a cute guy a rejection hotline number? I fail to see your logic. If you were hesitant to give him your number because you didn't know him that well, you should have told him that.