By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

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lol what are the chances ;).

1 in who gives a fuck?

Hahah I so agree

adriane209 0

She could blow him for an "A".

if he was cute why didn't you want to give it to him? lol

woulda been evn more awkward if u gave him yr #

your gonna fail that class.

lmfao. I agree

bigblue95 0

BIO BIO BIO!!!!!

91 and 139 I want you two as students in my class

196- what if their guys/girls depends on the gender you are.

CaityCatastrophy 0

oh, sir, can I please have an A?

UnderTheMoon 0

That's a burn right there, OP.

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

OMG I LOVE YOUR PICTURE

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

Or just say they don't want to give their number. I have much more respect for somebody that isn't afraid to say what they feel or think.

I agree just be honest, tell him your not interested. unless the guy just won't leave you alone, then by all means give him a rejection number

I would agree with you, but (and maybe this isn't it in this case) some women are afraid to reject a guy because some of them react very badly (stalking, assault, murder, etc.). Sad but true.

or or you can just tell them you don't like them.

ILoveGirls23 0

bitch

Oh, OP. You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.

You sir, are one of the worst commenters on FML!

Why did you give a cute guy a rejection hotline number? I fail to see your logic. If you were hesitant to give him your number because you didn't know him that well, you should have told him that.

Daerauko 0

lol that doesn't make all that much sense either. seems she'd never get to know him if she refuses to talk to him again.

#136 Are you saying that I overrate myself, or OP? I'm aware that looks aren't everything.

snizzlesnuzzle 0

OP is obviously a freshman and slightly retarded. you just blew your chances of fulfilling the college student fantasy. I'm deeply sorry.

The fact that he's a biology professor made it even better.

FFML_314 11

Shave off all of your hair and dress like a boy.

What if her boobs are huge? Cross-gender? Cancer perhaps?

541MedfazWcM 0

lol

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

I'm with NGMH. why reject a cute guy?

Asstazztic 8

Lmao