By 404: sense not found - United States - San Francisco
Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
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  gingaa96  |  18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  gingaa96  |  18

It was a reference to the slap ass video by key & peele, I was hoping a few people might get it

  sweetbliss3  |  37

i agree. it doesnt matter what gender a person is, no one has any right to put their hands on anyone, especially if you dont know them. and then hes going to get mad. his fault. what a creep.

  HanBroman  |  20

But it often is a compliment. if a douchebag is trying to get with me and keeps touching me or whatever I hate him with every inch of my soul and do whatever i can to get him to leave me alone, however I'm aware it's because he thinks I'm attractive and of course it's flattering. I don't think an ass slap is really a compliment though, it's more of a guys way to "put her in her place" and they tend to pick chick's who they think would be easy.

By  Krissey_DJ  |  16

Blaming you for his own mistake
Typical american
Wait.. I'm american too...
Gosh OP, what's the matter with you? How dare you Look like a girl!
Geez.. No consideration for that poor man who just wanted to slap a girls ass..

  91hayek  |  31

Since you brought in the American hyperbole, I'm going to run with it and suggest that OP should be careful as his misrepresenting ass was too fine and the pig may sue him for that. Causing undue stress and making him be gay.