By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States
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How does being in a certain state make the OP likely to make a mistake like that? Wait, you're an idiot. Nevermind. Back on track, sometimes people couldn't tell if one is blind if they assume his or her eyes are just light blue or grey. Not you being a dick, OP.
OP-"She must be blind to be going out with you!" Friend-"yeah, she is.." OP-"Oh, I see. Well it was nice catching up with you. Ma'am I hope you'll pardon this encounter with the late (OP's name here). I am going to go run with scissors in traffic. Good day to you." OP don't expect a Christmas card from him this year.
Too bad she didn't have her seeing eye dog with her "GET HIM! sprinkles" In this case sprinkles is a 100 pound German Shepard.