Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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Top comments
dragon53535 2
I don't see a problem
Tbearshy 16
She walked right into that one
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Comments (77)
AngelGoneWrong95 9
69 That would not be awkward. I'm blind and tell people it's nice to see them all the time.
MrBowman 12
That's funny, didn't know the blind could read. Guess that's new.
redstone7693 29
Something like: "nice to see you again" is sort of automatic.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
But can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!
alicat13 12
You are hypersensitive and prejudiced against the disabled. Have some respect for her and just treat her normally. Dont be an ass.
ThatOneGuy123450 3
I guess you can say she... didn't see it coming
slipstreak 10
At least you didn't say anything worse.
WadeNickerson 16
That's not wrong to say at all. You can see so it makes perfect sense.
lina21 12
She probably honestly doesn't think a thing about it. She might even enjoy screwing with people who overthink it
clair_brodie 35
Just because she is blind does not mean that it was not legitimately nice for you to see her. There was no faux pas.
BradTheBrony 19
You DO realize that blind people aren't offended by the word "see," right?