Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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ajh1800 25
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Can you really blame him for not wanting to be around you after that? This is a total YDI. Learn to limit your alcohol intake so situations like this don't happen. Something tells me this isn't the first time you've been that drunk...

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bloopaloop 27

I think you found your problem

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ajh1800 25
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Can you really blame him for not wanting to be around you after that? This is a total YDI. Learn to limit your alcohol intake so situations like this don't happen. Something tells me this isn't the first time you've been that drunk...

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RichardPencil 30
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“He’s just not that into you.” Unattractive women and attractive men can’t be friends. Stay in your lane — befriend ugly dudes who’ll be down with some drunken benefits.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Haaaaaaaave you met Ted?"

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bloopaloop 27

I think you found your problem

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alycion 38
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That level of intoxication is a real turn off. Especially if you don’t really know the person. Or you are the somewhat sober one and having to endure someone else’s overdoing it. Learn your limits people.

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