Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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Can you really blame him for not wanting to be around you after that? This is a total YDI. Learn to limit your alcohol intake so situations like this don't happen. Something tells me this isn't the first time you've been that drunk...

I think you found your problem

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Can you really blame him for not wanting to be around you after that? This is a total YDI. Learn to limit your alcohol intake so situations like this don't happen. Something tells me this isn't the first time you've been that drunk...

“He’s just not that into you.” Unattractive women and attractive men can’t be friends. Stay in your lane — befriend ugly dudes who’ll be down with some drunken benefits.

"Haaaaaaaave you met Ted?"

I think you found your problem

That level of intoxication is a real turn off. Especially if you don’t really know the person. Or you are the somewhat sober one and having to endure someone else’s overdoing it. Learn your limits people.