Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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Top comments
dragon53535 2
I don't see a problem
Tbearshy 16
She walked right into that one
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Comments (77)
k56889 2
I don't get how this is FML worthy... You literally haven't seen her in a while. Nobody can hold that against ya.
k56889 2
She should've seen that coming!
weveallbeenthere 30
that's an honest mistake. I'm sure you felt it was nice to see her.
36riffin 3
Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem here? She's blind your not.....I'm sure she's aware of that!
telli164 30
I don't see how this is bad in any way? OP, you can see her.
damnit1989 16
Well, you can see her, so I don't know why that would be insulting.
robertmil90 10
ouch that sucks dude
fictionaldiary 11
I've never met a blind person, but I've heard that it's more insulting to avoid phrases like this. She knows you are not trying to make fun of her, and that this is just something people say.
JazNim17 18
It probably bothered you more than her. I imagine she has heard that phrase more than once.
andrew67123 2
"Nice to meet you again"