Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 31
What the hell kind of role were you playing, rapist? Next time, close the door.
AMMYFIST 0
you deserve it for not fully closing the door, parents see an open door as an open invitation to come "see how you're going" or randomly check what you want for dinner, even if you have the same meal on the same day every week.
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Comments (137)
Stupified 0
Cool story bro.
Outsider_77 0
they were probably going for power rangers
allenrotstein 0
you deserve for wearing a red speedo...
SSJVegeta 0
Seriously who do you think you are? Tony Abbot? cause only he can pull off the speedo look :L
bigblue95 0
wat were u role playing. micheal phelps
bigbadtim 7
Speedos are the Devil's work. YDI for wearing one, and for not closing the door.
skroal 7
Giggity giggity giggity gone!
KiddNYC1O 20
don't be such a tight ass then
PizzaGuy11 0
ydi for wearing a red speedo..... nasty
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Guys, please don't wear speedos. No girl wants to see your willy folded up into some nylon panties. :s
smiles4life 1
a speedo? aha what the hell kind of role play was that? LMFAO
chinito 0
only wearing a speedo ?
skroal 7
David Hasselhoff role-play, it's the latest craze with young couples.
elizzcbs13 0
why were you role playing in the first place...especially when she lives with her parents, and you have to keep the door cracked. you can only play the whisper game.
legonut6 0
YDI for leaving the door open YDI for roll playing while your girlfriend's mom is home YDI for wearing a speedo
ThereIsNoFork 0
Haha 14: if they were role playing Michael Phelps, the mom would've chased him out for exposing her daughter to drugs.
lexxiiieeeee123 0
I feel bad for your girlfriends mom, she had to see you wearing that..
Stupified 0
i was first! I'm so proud, all if these people reply to my comment because they want to be as close to me as possible, because I'm at the top! this is the greatest day of my life!
boopityboppity 11
Here, 59, so people don't misunderstand you: "/sarcasm"
ItsMOMnotMUM 0
YDI for saying mum
DinoPirate 0
**** you firsts are for tiny dicked loser *****. (but I secretly wish I was first and didn't have this baby penis... good thing I can get out my insecurities on the Internet! Hooray for not putting an actual picture of yourself as your picture!)
awesomewhitekid 0
I'm in water polo I have to.
Stupified 0
62, that wasn't sarcasm..
boopityboppity 11
Really, 73? *Slaps himself for not realizing* *Slaps Stupefied for being like a three-year-old with a pituitary disorder* Are you sure?
Stupified 0
I guess it is.
xxtheman15xx 0
Lol
KiddNYC1O 20
lmao 68
pureecstasy 5
Haha 38 right? Kinky stuff huh?
linx468 8
Skroal, I bet you get lots of bitches with that nice ride.
BigDaddyCain 0
Why the hell were you role playing in the first place?! Just tell her to mount your stallion and start galloping ya'mean?
DarkoDe14 0
A speedo's a speedo no matter how you wear it and where.
thescottymo 4
rawr
th3b0ss 0
74 that made me laugh
bigredmonkeybutt 28
OMG you went outside in a bathing suit! GASP!!
triggerit 5
call yourself short and clear "stupid"... lol
Darnie 0
hahaha amazing
V_Simberly 0
#67 Not everyone is from the same country as you. Some people spell things differently.
msbmteam 6
12... it's not uncommon for Europeans to wear Speedos...
TheOptimist 0
YDI for being a pedophile.
stewiegriffin 0
lmfao!!!!!
checamuk 7
wow talk about generalisation. It's actually highly uncommon for Brits to wear speedos...just cos we're in Europe means our menfolk like skin-tight swimwear? Charming!
erkasaurusrexx 0
haha the above comment made me laugh ^
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
Good...for you OP
loveorlie 0
ydi for wearing a red spedo.
grunt656 0
so if he was wearing a speedo, does that mean when he ran from her mom he had a higher speed than normal?? hence the name "speedo"
shyeahh_fml 19
No.
RedPillSucks 31
What the hell kind of role were you playing, rapist? Next time, close the door.
pompomkiwi 14
This made me laugh harder than I should have.
thatguynamedsky 32
maybe life guard and cute drowning girl?
V_Simberly 0
...sexy.
fuckyou6969 0
y a speedo op y a speedo
lidemocr 0
a red speedo?? really?
molil_4810 0
hahahaha omg lmfao
meisje5775 0
it would be alright in Australia, alright still a bit weird but London, that would be weird as.
Hummbinger 5
Nope, speedos are not acceptable anywhere. Not even down under
sourgirl101 28
David Beckham looks good in a speedo.
22cute 17
Y do you have a pic of the top of you head for a profile?
AMMYFIST 0
you deserve it for not fully closing the door, parents see an open door as an open invitation to come "see how you're going" or randomly check what you want for dinner, even if you have the same meal on the same day every week.
fuckthisapp 0
how the hell is it HIS fault? it's her fault because it's her door, in her room, at her house, where HER mother walked in.
fuckthisapp 0
how the hell is it HIS fault? it's her fault because it's her door, in her room, at her house, where HER mother walked in.