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That sux
That's disgusting, **** your teams lives.
It obviously wasn't intentional. There's something's your body can't control. I think it's more **** OP's life.
At least you didn't have to shove it through the drain with your big toe. Good man taking the Browns to the Super Bowl :)
No I'd say **** OP's life, the dude who fell on him could have broke a rib >
Hey, Shit happens...
Hey, lucky for OP, he's still in middle school, or at very mediocre high school at best.
I don't know too many 200 pound middle schoolers, so I'm guessing high school.
85- when I was in middle school we had a 285lbs lineman on our team. I do however come from a very competitive and pedigree'd school district in Texas. No linemen on our high school team were as small as 200lbs.
"No one asked for you opinion,You filthy little Mudbutt!"-Sincerely,Draco Malfoy.
It's also probably muscle hence the sport is football....
Did I make your life?I don't recall ever meeting your mother..Just kidding.
103- it's mudblood.
161, can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid
161- it's joke
Mudblood....regardless if it's a joke, it's not funny.
I thought it was hilarious, biootch.
83 & 102, it never ceases to amaze me about how stupid your comments are.
the same thing happened to a teammate last year. he was known as shartley and shitler
Wow the shower poo's really being 'milked' for all its worth
^ I didn't want this comment to go here FML you silly sausage
I've taken note it's mudblood but changed it for slight comedic value pertaining to this FML story.
130, you're kidding about not having net his mother, right?
I said I don't recall,so its very well possible.*Shh I'm not ready to be a father!*
Thanks,you can be my lover I suppose,Your as good as any afterall.
102- soft! At my primary school our linebackers were all at least 10 ft tall, weighed over 500 pounds, could run 40 yards in 2.1 seconds and could bench 600 pounds. But then again I went to a very prestigious primary school in Zimbabwe.
"Hey mudbutt how ya doin?" "oh you know, same shit different day" *sigh* i tried
102- in 7th and 8th grade I couldn't even play because I weighed 165 lbs and that's "too much" :/ lucky you
Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.
I wish my nickname was Muddbutt. Fluffy is a shitty nickname...
#12 Say that to gabriel inglesias, I bet he would like a word with you...
I love that guy! I wanted to be Husky... Or even DAMN! But noo.. I got fluffy.
haha 122 just made my day lol
200 lbs isn't that big for a high school linemen
Honestly, football isn't really my sport, but I'll watch it. That doesn't mean I'll go tackle some guy in tights just for a ball that isn't round. But, ya know...that's just my opinion.
Whether you call it a smart sport or not doesn't relate to the fml of op ******** himself while playing
Your opinion had nothing to do with the FML therefore it was not needed...
You really need to know when to stop talking.
**** you. Football is a great sport that is very complex and is based all around teamwork.
15-I play football and I have a 4.0 GPA so I would have to disagree.
I recall reading it,but it's gone!I don't think it was inappropriate...Was it? Never question an FML moderator,It was!
200 pounds isn't even that much in football though. OP must be skinny. Or he just had to shit really bad during practice that day. I hate when that happens.
If he were 90 pounds he wouldnt be a lineman. Im one of the smaller lineman on my team and im 205 lbs
55- Last year I was first string QB, & I'm A Skinny Kid. I was fairly around 125, so getting ran over by a 200 lb lineman didn't really do damage. Not that I got hit, that is.
Are you confused?
Sexually?
53- WIN!!!
Make a mudpie with it, and throw it at their faces.
Wrong. Fail.
How come 6 and 9 have pretty much the same comment but one is thumbed down and the other one up? I don't get it...
That's ******* gross man
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Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.
hopefully some of your shit got on the guy