By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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SunnyUserName123 5

That's disgusting, **** your teams lives.

abbyelizabeth 9

It obviously wasn't intentional. There's something's your body can't control. I think it's more **** OP's life.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

At least you didn't have to shove it through the drain with your big toe. Good man taking the Browns to the Super Bowl :)

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LiveLaughFML 10

if you're going to complain about the nickname Muddbutt, then i'm going to call you Asswipe :D

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ariannaimelda 7

No I'd say **** OP's life, the dude who fell on him could have broke a rib >

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Laurenlou 24

Terrible things can happen in any sport. Not just in football. Gosh just give up. No one cares that you don't like the sport.

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Keyman1212 14

Hey, lucky for OP, he's still in middle school, or at very mediocre high school at best.

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illmatic2 16

I don't know too many 200 pound middle schoolers, so I'm guessing high school.

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Keyman1212 14

85- when I was in middle school we had a 285lbs lineman on our team. I do however come from a very competitive and pedigree'd school district in Texas. No linemen on our high school team were as small as 200lbs.

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HideouslyHuman 10

"No one asked for you opinion,You filthy little Mudbutt!"-Sincerely,Draco Malfoy.

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Sienna420 4

It's also probably muscle hence the sport is football....

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himynameiskrista 0

Made my life. xD

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SirObvious 1

If the lineman is 200lbs then maybe you should get in the weight room and learn to work!

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HideouslyHuman 10

Did I make your life?I don't recall ever meeting your mother..Just kidding.

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tona01 16

161, can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid

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MeganCello 8

Mudblood....regardless if it's a joke, it's not funny.

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TwitchingNebula 17

83 & 102, it never ceases to amaze me about how stupid your comments are.

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schmock_fml 0

the same thing happened to a teammate last year. he was known as shartley and shitler

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newzealand 28

Wow the shower poo's really being 'milked' for all its worth

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newzealand 28

^ I didn't want this comment to go here FML you silly sausage

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HideouslyHuman 10

I've taken note it's mudblood but changed it for slight comedic value pertaining to this FML story.

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dre_bro11 12

130, you're kidding about not having net his mother, right?

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HideouslyHuman 10

I said I don't recall,so its very well possible.*Shh I'm not ready to be a father!*

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Felix_Felicis15 8

103, I love you.

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Felix_Felicis15 8

103, I love you.

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HideouslyHuman 10

Thanks,you can be my lover I suppose,Your as good as any afterall.

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thatfrenchguy 8

102- soft! At my primary school our linebackers were all at least 10 ft tall, weighed over 500 pounds, could run 40 yards in 2.1 seconds and could bench 600 pounds. But then again I went to a very prestigious primary school in Zimbabwe.

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R34luver 5

"Hey mudbutt how ya doin?" "oh you know, same shit different day" *sigh* i tried

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ImFrackinBored 13

78- Apparently shit happens too fast...

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evhrocks876 4

102- in 7th and 8th grade I couldn't even play because I weighed 165 lbs and that's "too much" :/ lucky you

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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I wish my nickname was Muddbutt. Fluffy is a shitty nickname...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#12 Say that to gabriel inglesias, I bet he would like a word with you...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I love that guy! I wanted to be Husky... Or even DAMN! But noo.. I got fluffy.

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ducttapewallet 7

I would have called him sh*tcrack, but whatever.

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KennKenn 0

This FML reminds me of the scene of Longest Yard where one of the cons makes one of the cops shit himself.

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dancer050 0

Taking the browns to the superbowl!

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max_wilder 9

200 lbs isn't that big for a high school linemen

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Honestly, football isn't really my sport, but I'll watch it. That doesn't mean I'll go tackle some guy in tights just for a ball that isn't round. But, ya know...that's just my opinion.

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that_nerdy_sock 3

All I'm saying is that it doesn't seem like a very intelligent sport. But that's an OPINION. I don't think 200 pound guys jumping on each other is so smart. Again. It's an opinion!

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elk21dbm 18

Whether you call it a smart sport or not doesn't relate to the fml of op ******** himself while playing

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baconstrips 12

Your opinion had nothing to do with the FML therefore it was not needed...

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that_nerdy_sock 3

a sport that causes you to shit your self...ya know what? Whatever. Thumbs it down. Cause your cool Like that.

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Laurenlou 24

The sport didn't cause him to shit himself. A 200lb guy landing on him did.

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that_nerdy_sock 3

But the lineman wouldn't fall on him if he weren't playing football.

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baconstrips 12

You really need to know when to stop talking.

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Laurenlou 24

Terrible things can happen in any sport. Not just in football. Gosh just give up. No one cares that you don't like the sport.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

**** you. Football is a great sport that is very complex and is based all around teamwork.

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t765234 10

15-I play football and I have a 4.0 GPA so I would have to disagree.

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HideouslyHuman 10

I recall reading it,but it's gone!I don't think it was inappropriate...Was it? Never question an FML moderator,It was!

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alstbv12 13

No. It's ODD but it happens.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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hailphire130 0

200 pounds isn't even that much in football though. OP must be skinny. Or he just had to shit really bad during practice that day. I hate when that happens.

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xcowboys 0

If he were 90 pounds he wouldnt be a lineman. Im one of the smaller lineman on my team and im 205 lbs

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BooGhosted 0

I know a QB that hits them when they run at him ha. Not many but this guy is awesome:D

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ArchxAngel 9

55- Last year I was first string QB, & I'm A Skinny Kid. I was fairly around 125, so getting ran over by a 200 lb lineman didn't really do damage. Not that I got hit, that is.

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K_kanaka 26

Okay this is all I can say WHAT THE ****?!!!!

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K_kanaka 26

51 I'm actually dumbfounded because it's the first time I've heard of someone ******** themselves because a much bigger person squashed them. 53 no I'm not confused sexually

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wilsontws 18

Make a mudpie with it, and throw it at their faces.

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torio123 27

How come 6 and 9 have pretty much the same comment but one is thumbed down and the other one up? I don't get it...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Because the idea in 9's is Far worse than the idea in 6's Plus in 6's it would be the other guy's fault & in 9's it would be an utterly disgusting malicious act by op

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

That's a shitty situation OP...

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kawaiianime 5

Am I the only one who sees OP holding his butt and running out of the stadium? ;D

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Laurenlou 24

No one cares what you think of football. That's no where near the point of the FML.

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