By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 453
You deserved it 2 841

Same thing different taste


roxy210 0

she's not bashing TKD snickerdoodles...

blueeyes24 0

He could have walked in and said "let's go honey, your test results are ready. They had better be negative or we're going to have you put down just like we did your brother."

My guess is that someone had been bashing TKD, but due to the comments glitch, snick's reply was posted as a standalone comment. Then the comment she had been replying to disappeared for the same reason. Or maybe she did just misinterpret the FML. Occam's Razor and all that.

Physcomerk 0
MF12 0

21 that's what I'm thinking too, snick put quotes around "the real world", indicating that someone else had said it.

I think she was talking to me. I wasn't bashing it, because taking any MA is better than none, I just think it's more of a pretty MA that is a bit too traditional, but that's just my opinion, if TKD helped Snickers lay a beatdown on some fool, good for her :D

osemness 0

lol u remember modding this one

FYLDeep 25

Kick your dad's ass like you were taught.

jsusfreek927 0

@28: I took TKD for four years. got to 3rd degree black belt, certified to run a class of thirty wild little kids... er...where was I going with this... oh. I learned a lot from TKD. I could kill some giant attacker if I had to, and I'm a little 20 year old, 125 lb girl. just sayin. it works.

Actually snickerdoodle's coent is number 1 so she was just being stupid. FYL your dad is an ass

tkd is for men who cab kill someone with their bare hands, guns are for ******* who can't fight and need an easy effortless way to kill someone

AznWaffle8 0

But then the dad got to post, "Today, I picked up my daughter from taekwondo because she was having bad diahreea. As I walked in, I explained to everyone present it was because she was '******** her pants with fear'. MLIA"

I hereby argue on the behalf of the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program. And Sig-Sauer. Screw with me, and you get two .357 SIG rounds to the chest, and one to the head. Taekwondo is great, but always supplement martial arts with good ol' fashioned firepower. Buy a subcompact Glock or something.

@65, You are either literally mentally retarded, or just an asshole, but you just offended me to the pit of my soul. Firearms are the best way of self-defense against almost any physical threat. There is a massive amount of evidence to back me up, as well as eight years worth of preparation to deal with ignorant people such as you. Don't ever even joke about that to a hoplophile. Let's see you perform a taekwondo technique over 600 yards.

chrislegend 0

what kinda shit school did you get your 3rd degree black belt at in 4 yrs, you're probably in WTF...

Smexxxibear 0

Updog? What's updog? (pitches big softball across the plate...)

@52 you got your 4 th degree in onlyfour years? I was in it for 4 and only got my first, as did all my friends

tobyraza 0

Im sitting on the toilet with diarrhea right now -_-

NzxtZ06 0

oh man, 20 = epicly epic win.

zac12345 0

Your dad is hardcore, sounds like a MLIA

droppintacos 0

oh good one man... why u trying to defend snicker anyways, she knows no one likes her go look at every other fml, ur wierd!

I wouldve done the same thing. That ***** funny 

lolz. i love that. 

vansbabe66 0