By George - United States - Vancouver
Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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  rocketiquette  |  20

I literally have no words... Like did OP never speak to this girl like "hey I like you, let's date", so he just sent a relationship request??? And didn't think to... Oh I dunno.... Cancel the request? Or better yet not have used it as a pick up line?! My god.

  Carmstro  |  13

1, OP says "The last girl I asked out" and he never said that he asked her via Facebook. He would have asked her out then made a relationship request (little fast if you ask me) but the girl didn't respond until it was a little late in the game. The problem here is that THAT girl still thinks she and OP are in a relationship, so other than sorting out the cheating bit, OP should also sort out that miscommunication error.

  poccocurantes  |  7

Let me just put this out there. I am single and looking for a relationship. if you are interested just get back to me sometime in the future, maybe a month or two, and let me know we are in a relationship.

*This is the Internet, so yes I am joking.

  MrBrightside21  |  20

61 - Are you saying Mr. Tumnus is wrong?

Google agrees with him too. Centaur - In Greek mythology, a centaur (from Greek: Κένταυρος, Kéntauros) or hippocentaur is a member of a composite race of creatures, part human and part horse.

Mr. Tumnus is never wrong, sir.

  MrBrightside21  |  20

I am aware of Mr. Tumnus being a faun. I was implying that Mr. Tumnus knows what he's saying because he is a hybrid. I have read every single book from Narnia and did my 4th grade book report on The Witch and the Wardrobe.

Now let's all just go back to playing WoW and act like this never happened.

  SoSickWithIt  |  14

I fucking love WoW.
I have a beloved rogue, I stalk people on my hunter, I heal shit all day with my paladin, I've neglected my death knight though.. But I'm currently leveling a shaman, and I use to have a level capped Druid, and a Mage.. My e-penis was huge gais.

  dontpanic_fml  |  32

It's The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and any halfway fan of The Chronicles of Narnia knows that. Alright, I'm not saying you're not, but seriously. If you know the books like you say you do there is NO WAY you would ever, ever make that mistake. And for anyone who's confused or wondering, Mr. Tumnus is a faun.

  kAPISH  |  29

It still makes no sense, it seemed like it took some time for her to respond. And then, shouldn't you atleast talk to her before sending a relationship status to her? Since it seems she werent aware of it or just ignored it?
He should've cancelled it or something. I mean what...

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

If I had to read between the lines, the two conversed in real life, and OP developed a liking for this chick. Consequently, he sent her a Facebook relationship request after some time passed, but unfortunately, the lady he was interested in seemingly refused the request.

Fast-forward to present day. OP meets a new girl, sees that she's amiable, and decides that she is the one with whom he wants to be in a relationship. Shortly after making it official, ol' girl decides that she wants to accept the request, unbeknownst to OP. Clusterfuck cheating scandal ensues.

OP, get in here and clarify this shit, before I write a book.

By  zoPwNAgEzo  |  21

Wtf? Wouldn't you normally talk to the person before sending them a relationship status? Obviously you two didn't hit it off well if you already have a new girlfriend