By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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brianrubin 0

Aawwww, that sucks, but it's the breaks of being single I s'pose. Sorry that happened to you though.

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iloveericmaynor 0

this isnt really an fyl. i mean, it kinda sucks, maybe a little embarrasing, but all you gotta say is "ohh nevermind" or "well you got a hot one" and walk away. no big deal

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Lucky19 0

At least you didn't go directly up to her and asked her out. Not that either is really applicable, but FYL seems more appropriate

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eyefork 0

Keytarists are never available, you should have known better.

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somewhat_fml 0

who cares is what immediately came to mind. #2 is correct.

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MyzticHydra 0

i wouldnt really think this is a FML its nto like he beat your ass or something with his bass guitar he jsut told you the truth

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dannymac444 0

haha nice what was the name of the band?

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ammali 0

How is this an FML? If anything, you paid the guy a compliment, since you inadvertently said he has a cute wife. #12 has the right idea. And #15, you're insane. Keytars are freakin' awesome. Plus, he never said he wanted to MARRY the chick, can you read?

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