Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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Top comments
pleasetryagain 0
What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.
jdawg2010 0
this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.
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Comments (168)
brianrubin 0
Aawwww, that sucks, but it's the breaks of being single I s'pose. Sorry that happened to you though.
iloveericmaynor 0
this isnt really an fyl. i mean, it kinda sucks, maybe a little embarrasing, but all you gotta say is "ohh nevermind" or "well you got a hot one" and walk away. no big deal
Lucky19 0
At least you didn't go directly up to her and asked her out. Not that either is really applicable, but FYL seems more appropriate
eyefork 0
Keytarists are never available, you should have known better.
somewhat_fml 0
who cares is what immediately came to mind. #2 is correct.
MyzticHydra 0
i wouldnt really think this is a FML its nto like he beat your ass or something with his bass guitar he jsut told you the truth
dannymac444 0
haha nice what was the name of the band?
fissionman1 0
that's not to bad.
lazytrini 0
where's the "So what?" option
ammali 0
How is this an FML? If anything, you paid the guy a compliment, since you inadvertently said he has a cute wife. #12 has the right idea. And #15, you're insane. Keytars are freakin' awesome. Plus, he never said he wanted to MARRY the chick, can you read?